Mark J. Paterson

Mark J. Paterson

@Markatansky Scotland
I'm the Gamer-at-Arms over at @, I conquer planets and I once ate a Creme Egg in less than half a minute. True story.
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Mark J. Paterson
GAWDAMN TURKS
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Mark J. Paterson
Fucking got every barrel wrong.
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Mark J. Paterson
Hey, @, you can be Aeris. @
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Mark J. Paterson
No fucking way he could survive that fall. No amount of military training can stop gravity, FFS.
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Dave Mustaine
..I am just glad they didn't pick someone even farther from real metal like Adele or Taylor Swift.
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Mark J. Paterson
LET'S ALL PUSH THIS BUTTON AT THE SAME TIME NO GOOD LET'S ALL PUSH THIS BUTTON AT THE SAME TIME NO GOOD LET'S ALL PUSH THIS BUTTON A-
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Mark J. Paterson
Playing Final Fantasy VII for the first time.
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Mark J. Paterson
PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM SPACE EJECTION
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Mark J. Paterson
RAP BATTLE
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Mark J. Paterson
Now intrigrued as to how a ball can be made of piss and also how it can swell up MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK
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Mark J. Paterson
Gonna play a bit more of that shitey turgid pissball called .
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@ Man, that was soothing as fuck.
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Mark J. Paterson
Don't you just hate it when you see someone awesome on a dating site and they haven't been on in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages? It's baws.
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Mark J. Paterson
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@ The guy makes noises for a living, plays them on a loop and it passes as music amongst the moron demographic.
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Mark J. Paterson
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@ I ENVY THEE
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Mark J. Paterson
Point? Opinion. CAPITAL LETTERS
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Mark J. Paterson
Skrillex won a grammy? Fuck this planet. FUCK ALL OF IT
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