Mark J. Paterson
@Markatansky Scotland
I'm the Gamer-at-Arms over at @ReadyUp, I conquer planets and I once ate a Creme Egg in less than half a minute. True story.
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Mark J. Paterson
No fucking way he could survive that fall. No amount of military training can stop gravity, FFS. #FF7
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Dave Mustaine
..I am just glad they didn't pick someone even farther from real metal like Adele or Taylor Swift.
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Mark J. Paterson
LET'S ALL PUSH THIS BUTTON AT THE SAME TIME NO GOOD LET'S ALL PUSH THIS BUTTON AT THE SAME TIME NO GOOD LET'S ALL PUSH THIS BUTTON A- #FF7
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Mark J. Paterson
Now intrigrued as to how a ball can be made of piss and also how it can swell up MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK
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Mark J. Paterson
Don't you just hate it when you see someone awesome on a dating site and they haven't been on in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages? It's baws.
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Mark J. Paterson
@SilentHitoshura The guy makes noises for a living, plays them on a loop and it passes as music amongst the moron demographic.
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