marimbachica
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Just realized a year from now my baby girl will be trying her first bites of strained turkey and mashed yams. WHOA.
3:56 PM Nov 26th
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RT @: Happy Thanksgiving!! It's a pregnant lady's favorite day... one where eating and sleeping all day is totally acceptable.
6:26 AM Nov 26th
from Digsby
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Dear potheads across the street: you're OBVIOUSLY stoned. We don't care, but our neighbors might. Just a heads up. Love, Alli/Mike
2:26 PM Nov 24th
from Digsby
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Pregnancy: Crying at the end of every favorite classical piece. (Props to @ for the theme)
7:28 AM Nov 23rd
from Digsby
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Nothing says winter morning like Rachmaninoff's 3rd piano concerto.
6:45 AM Nov 23rd
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Dear moving neighbor: Please do not smoke while the door to your apartment is open. I do not like inhaling second-hand smoke, nor does Baby.
10:46 AM Nov 21st
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About 3 times a day, one of my neighbors goes out to the hallway & bangs two claves together a couple times. I've never found out who it is!
12:26 PM Nov 19th
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On a church van: 'Jesus Satisfies'. So he's a candy bar or a sex toy. I'm not sure which is a worse association!
11:25 AM Nov 19th
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RT @ "Guerrilla soldiers use unorthodox tactics. Gorilla soldiers are awesome."
12:19 PM Nov 18th
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RT @ "ATM machine - Machine that makes ATMs." YES!
12:15 PM Nov 18th
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@ It was more like "your f-ing voice, your f-ing retard a--" I think she was just saying it under her breath, but HANG up first!
1:42 PM Nov 17th
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...WOW. The Washington Post telemarketers that keep calling me on a daily basis just left a cursing voicemail. REALLY not renewing now.
12:20 PM Nov 17th
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Mmm...homemade sausage McMuffin for breakfast! I am seriously a genius.
4:52 AM Nov 16th
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I'm awake and busy; Mike is asleep in bed. Who's the pregnant one? You tell me. (In his defense, he was feeling a bit under the weather.)
7:24 PM Nov 15th
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When Devin Townsend uses major chords in metal, it has the same effect as discord in tonal music. I love his stuff!
2:44 PM Nov 13th
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@ Thanks for the good wishes! I've been trying to get into a county clinic for WEEKS, so this is a GOOD bday present.
7:42 AM Nov 10th
from web
in reply to txshurricane
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Who knew getting a flu shot would be like getting exclusive tickets to a show? I just BARELY got a spot this afternoon.
5:25 AM Nov 10th
from txt
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Neighbor alarm went off for an hour, jerk behind me in drivethru, and gonna have a late shipment. Yay Thursday!
3:46 AM Oct 29th
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Free burrito, wearing jeans and listening to Opeth. This is a good temp gig.
6:30 AM Oct 23rd
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RT@bapenguin - I think Co-Optimus.com should win a Nobel Peace Prize for promoting that people play together instead of against each other.
10:27 AM Oct 9th
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- Name Allison Katsufrakis
- Bio Knitter, arts manager, musician.
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