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@jimmymcd75 I watched it at home. I don't know what's worse. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to jimmymcd75
@davecathcart Oh, hardly. There's still The Hot Breakfast with Eddie McGuire to look forward to. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to davecathcart
@WoodCassie *gasps* Did you just BOO me? OH MY GOD I AM THE VILLAIN IN A POORLY-PERFORMED PANTOMIME. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to WoodCassie
@JaneSYLee Well you can't say I didn't warn you. You. Simply. Cannot. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to JaneSYLee
@GiselleAR You're welcome. Pass the bleach when you're done, I want to swallow it and finish off what Jedward started. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to GiselleAR
@aeroplanejelly Who are Charles and Eddie? Do I get some credibility points for not knowing that? about 10 hours ago from web in reply to aeroplanejelly
@ChantelBann WATCH IT. JOIN ME IN HELL. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to ChantelBann
I also honestly wish I'd never watched this video of Jedward at 'work'. http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 10 hours ago from web
I honestly wish I didn't know what a 'Jedward' was. about 10 hours ago from web
@monty_cantsin You think YOU'LL feel better? I'll finally stop looking like a 60-year-old drag queen with face AIDS. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to monty_cantsin
@karsyb Yes! I will be found swanning about the Summer Bay diner wearing nothing but a bikini and a lecherous grin. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to karsyb
@urbancreature Why did you write 'no' at the end of your nice compliment? Did you get a bit cross and wish to take it back? about 13 hours ago from web in reply to urbancreature
@brodielancaster What jolly fun! And perhaps 'Sally' and I can form 'coke habits' and end up 'selling' our 'vaginas' for 'change'. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to brodielancaster
@funkysmel Morning smut? How DARE you. I offer nothing but sophisticated and ladylike anecdotes. Ahem. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to funkysmel
@Jackbratt Next year's breakfast hosts will be Tom and Alex, yes. More news as it comes to hand... about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Jackbratt
@Jo_MacD Ah yes, but my life will become ineluctably richer. I plan to spend lazy mornings in bed with champagne and Kingsley Amis. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Jo_MacD
@AnneLouise79 You are too kind. If you like I can just call your house every morning and talk shit while you get ready for work. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to AnneLouise79
@BradHallMusic An A plus! That's even higher than an A! At least my parents will be pleased when it comes time for parent/teacher night. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to BradHallMusic
@melissasavage It's time for @tripletvdoctor and I to retire to the country and make little vegan babies. Metaphorically speaking. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to melissasavage
@yunbond Lindsay is going to sell himself on the streets of Sydney as a bargain basement rent boy. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to yunbond

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Name Marieke Hardy
Location my heart belongs to Melbourne.
Web http://www.reason...
Bio hedonist, raconteur, bon vivant.

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