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  1. @marrina Yeah, that's one of the (few) perks of government work - random holidays off :)about 9 hours ago from web in reply to marrina
  2. Who else has Veterans Day off tomorrow?about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Was just asked on the record by the judge "Has the interpreter been sworn in today?" I responded, "Si."about 12 hours ago from web
  4. @timpawlenty glad you're steering the Republican party away from its failed polarizing rhetoric with your "anti-freedom" comment. Strategery6:51 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  5. @Superbraid public enemies by Bryan Burrough.1:07 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to Superbraid
  6. Reading about Dillinger under an unseasonably warm November sun. Parfait!12:20 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  7. Twins trade Gomez to the Brewers? I will miss you, my little Dominican Napoleon Dynamite.11:43 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. My dad just called to say "who is this Ziggy Stardust? I really like him!". I love my dad.6:57 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  9. A man just pled guilty to having 100+ cats in his mobile home. Anyone else picturing that lady from The Simpsons who throws cats at people?11:40 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. Looks like my trivia team will be down at least one person tonight. Anyone really good at IDing music? Current events?11:20 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  11. Off to Nicollett Mall to get my 2010 calendar so I can write in the trials I just set in February.2:04 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. My face is hot from sunburn and my fingernails are blue from cold. FML.9:13 AM Nov 2nd from web
  13. Just printed up my boarding pass for my voyage to the Big Easy tomorrow! ZOMGWTFLOLSTFU! So excited!12:08 PM Oct 28th from web
  14. Über excited about this sunshine! Unrelated: where can I get a huge gold safety pin?1:15 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  15. Ahhh, cross-examination... That's why I do this :)2:06 PM Oct 26th from web
  16. About to get some John Hardy's BBQ - the best in the Upper Midwest. Now, where my Tums at?10:06 AM Oct 25th from TweetDeck
  17. Looking tranny fierce.5:26 PM Oct 24th from TweetDeck
  18. Ended up behind a family of 8 for my flu shot. Goddamit!11:05 AM Oct 24th from TweetDeck
  19. Trying on my Halloween options. Could desperately use another set of eyes. Do I go safe? Or risk being confused for an encased meat product?2:19 PM Oct 22nd from web
  20. Washed the straight out of my hair and it went rogue-fro. The damn mane went from waist length to shoulder length in one shampoo. WTF?7:18 AM Oct 22nd from web