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  1. Finally done with soccer for today. I almost froze my butt off!! about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @TexasRhea mine too!! She licks for hours about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to TexasRhea
  3. @aenclade Broadway Gym is like a prison, oy. My kid went there for years! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to aenclade
  4. There's a pic of kids flying a kite on my turkey package. I'm not trying to be persnickety but WTF does a kite have to do with turkey?? about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. I love the little people of the world that let me sleep in today. about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. Omg! My daughter just submitted my texts to: Texts From Last Night. I'm ridiculously happy about this about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. So vanilla vodka? Um... Almost too good! about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. ...just thought I should clarify that about 21 hours ago from web
  9. Per my previous tweet I wasn't writing the word hemorrhoid b/c I have them, I was threatening a hemorrhoid gift basket 4 my friend 4 xmas about 21 hours ago from web
  10. hemorrhoids is the weirdest word to spell... about 22 hours ago from web
  11. I'm freezing, and a bit of a weather sissy 3:49 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  12. @motherbumper I'm with team Edward just cuz vampires are dreamy-but Embry?? HOT!! 3:10 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to motherbumper
  13. 4 kids on my daughter's soccer team have the swine flu, which stinks b/c it's playoffs and we're short players. 1:20 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  14. Two out of four kids aren't talking to me. Percentage wise that's not too bad, right? 12:10 PM Dec 5th from UberTwitter
  15. @Nanette there may be a market for 'local penis kicking' 11:04 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to Nanette
  16. @Nanette I appreciate your penis kicking skills! 10:22 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to Nanette
  17. @chibijeebs don't know...:( taking my daughter to the dr. 10:21 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to chibijeebs
  18. @chibijeebs don't know... :( taking my daughter to the dr. 10:21 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to chibijeebs
  19. @RagingDad um.. If I'm alone with the prick I may kill him 10:20 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter in reply to RagingDad
  20. @lolita is you are rewarding a flu with a milk shake -'for a special treat'-you will create a hypochondriac that seeks illness for attention 10:02 AM Dec 5th from UberTwitter