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  1. Finally done with soccer for today. I almost froze my butt off!!
  2. @TexasRhea mine too!! She licks for hours
  3. @aenclade Broadway Gym is like a prison, oy. My kid went there for years!
  4. There's a pic of kids flying a kite on my turkey package. I'm not trying to be persnickety but WTF does a kite have to do with turkey??
  5. I love the little people of the world that let me sleep in today.
  6. Omg! My daughter just submitted my texts to: Texts From Last Night. I'm ridiculously happy about this
  7. So vanilla vodka? Um... Almost too good!
  8. ...just thought I should clarify that
  9. Per my previous tweet I wasn't writing the word hemorrhoid b/c I have them, I was threatening a hemorrhoid gift basket 4 my friend 4 xmas
  10. hemorrhoids is the weirdest word to spell...
  11. I'm freezing, and a bit of a weather sissy
  12. @motherbumper I'm with team Edward just cuz vampires are dreamy-but Embry?? HOT!!
  13. 4 kids on my daughter's soccer team have the swine flu, which stinks b/c it's playoffs and we're short players.
  14. Two out of four kids aren't talking to me. Percentage wise that's not too bad, right?
  15. @Nanette there may be a market for 'local penis kicking'
  16. @Nanette I appreciate your penis kicking skills!
  17. @chibijeebs don't know...:( taking my daughter to the dr.
  18. @chibijeebs don't know... :( taking my daughter to the dr.
  19. @RagingDad um.. If I'm alone with the prick I may kill him
  20. @lolita is you are rewarding a flu with a milk shake -'for a special treat'-you will create a hypochondriac that seeks illness for attention