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  1. Just saw a couple send back a seasonal veggie plate at a wine bar for not being "seasonal" enough. Made me think of SF, for some reason. 7:42 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. Why can't a hipster who owns a $600k+ condo afford to rent our rehearsal space to practice for his "band?" UGH I AM SO OLD. 5:42 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. I think my bf owes me a beer for not being into Twilight. 2:56 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. There's a schnauzer stomping around my apartment like he owns the place 10:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. Feels like a re-watch of "True Life: I'm A Southern Belle" type of day. 9:53 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. She bought ME jeggings, sorry. Typos are a side effect of owning clothing with plastic rhinestone encrusted faux-buttons. 9:28 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. My mother bought my "jeggings" from the Macy's junior's department to replace a pair of pants I lost 4 weeks ago. This is my life. 9:26 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. The only fun part of flying is getting to watch Bravo TV for a few hours. 8:14 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. I'm eating oatmeal in bed. Put me in a hospice, I'm done. 8:23 AM Nov 17th from web
  10. Watching Glee while the bf is away and catching up on crying with the rest of the world over Sue MF Sylvester's sister scene. 3:10 PM Nov 14th from web
  11. My house is in a dreadful state. Time to clean! 10:25 AM Nov 14th from web
  12. Meanwhile, I'm in debt and need to sell some stuff. Should I do a shoe sale on my Tumblr? 9:55 AM Nov 14th from web
  13. Gawker-created internet celebrity Julia Allison is in a Sony ad on Gawker. Weird. 9:53 AM Nov 14th from web
  14. Folding sweaters 40 hours a week is really hard on your manicure. 6:26 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. I have holes in all of my work shoes. Anyone know of a good, cheap shoe repair place around union square OR williamsburg? 5:36 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. Pulled my back last night (again), trying to rally for class tonight but I don't know if I will make it. 11:57 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. Guess where I got a job (Or: My triumphant return to retail) http://tinyurl.com/5clk2f 7:07 AM Nov 8th from web
  18. I got a $10 haircut for @brokelyn, go read about it! http://tinyurl.com/yfeg79m 4:03 PM Nov 5th from web
  19. Journeying to Bay Ridge later today for a beauty school haircut. Should be fun! 9:19 AM Nov 3rd from web
  20. I wish I didn't live in New York today. 6:21 AM Nov 3rd from web