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  1. What, did you think I was kidding? I wasn't fucking kidding. Look at my lip . http://dailybooth.com/u/13y9y
  2. I was either punched in the mouth, bitten by a spider or I've developed a mean case of herpes. In my sleep. I'm not even joking. My lip...
  3. Haha. RT @DoTPeRioD: FACEBOOKERS: "OBAMA" is NOT a political view. That is all. Goodnight.
  4. @diyanahrozli lol, I'd read that.
  5. I blogged, go read: Rented: Hi.: “This is a rented post from a friend of mine who’s unable to it on her own bl... http://bit.ly/6fo1rR
  6. @motherbumper Do I get a picture of said boobs?! If yes, JACK. POT.
  7. @motherbumper @herbadmother I'm very disappointed in you both. Remind me to shake my head sadly at you in August.
  8. @herbadmother LOL never mind then. @JohnCMayer isn't afraid of you though, woman!
  9. @herbadmother @motherbumper HOLY HELL IF ONE OF YOU DOESNT SAY SOMETHING AND GET A PICTURE AND MAYBE A SHOUTOUT TO ME I WILL DIE.
  10. @undomesticdiva You can? Huh. That's new to me too.
  11. @sweetney shit, hope it's alright.
  12. @looneytunes ooohhh Well, can you send it to me anyway? lol. She doesn't want to fuck with me. No where near as nice as you and @sweetney
  13. @missdreass lol, i think that was everyone's reaction to last night's episode!
  14. @looneytunes If I what?
  15. @looneytunes @sweetney wait - she's screwing with you too Loralee? The hell man. Crazy lady!
  16. @sweetney Is this a well known company/product? Is she with a PR Firm or direct? She sounds awful. Can you DM me so I know to STAY FAR AWAY?
  17. Best 404 page ever in existence. http://is.gd/528sx
  18. Looking up toy prices on black friday websites. #momspotting
  19. Community is best new show on television, I swear.
  20. Thanks to @JustOneMiss, @ZoeyJane, @MommyMelee & @RedLotusMama, I got a spy lens from @photojojo last month and I feel like an assassin.