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  1. Me and Dayne are fucking fat kids.
  2. God dammit, I hate this God-forsaken hellhole of a job. Whoever invented free totebag giveaways is worse than fucking Stalin.
  3. I'm closing with Reynette, the GM. She never closes. I look like shit and smell terrible. FML.
  4. Puking and late for work. You stay classy, San Diego.
  5. Sooo I woke up in an air-conditoned room. That shit was wildly deceptive.
  6. Oooooh God. Work soon. God. God. I want to die.
  7. Thank God Dayne took my shift. I'm going to vomit and try to go back to sleep now. I'll re-attempt waking up in a few hours. Like a boss.
  8. Jimmy jammys. Flippy floppies. Back in my comfort zone, Dan and wine and a reeall late dinner. I had fun. But comfort is funner than fun.
  9. Me: "Can you still see my make-up? Do I still look pretty?" Dan: "You always look pretty." GAAAAAAAAYYYY MEEEHHH MEH.
  10. "Marley... considering you're not drunk, let me tell you: this is chaotic and confusing as fuck." -Mike
  11. Not as drunk as I should be, but I'm leaving thus night four friends richer. Happy bachelorette, Lauren.
  12. WHY THE SHIT DO BARS HAVE STEPS TO THE BATHROOMS. I just ate it. But nobody saw me.
  13. HIGH SPEED JENGA BEFORE LAST CALL.
  14. Why do drunk nights always end in fucking Jenga?!
  15. God. Bars always only have chardonnay. Fuck.
  16. "I should seriously change my middle name from 'Gale' to 'Bad Decisons.' Seriously." -Kim
  17. AHHHH MUSIC DUNGEON. AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING MUSIC DUNGEON.
  18. Holy crap. I think we're getting snuck into the back of a club.
  19. "...I TAKE MY CROWN OFF FOR NO ONE!" -Lauren
  20. "It's that band... Alien Anteater. You know?"