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  1. so is chelsea lately supposed to be a comedian or something?
  2. wants cheek and jaw implants
  3. no word is more awesome than the word "awesome".
  4. dreams of creating perfect ravioli.
  5. wishes he was more photogenic.
  6. how could anyone ever get sick of hearing "cherry blossom girl"? it's obviously the perfect background soundtrack to everything on tv ever.
  7. trick question: is robert pattinson handsome or deformed?
  8. time for my millionth facebook profile picture change, but i don't have any pics prepped.
  9. cant look at this fucking assignment any more aaaarrreeeeeuuuugggghhh
  10. paranoia is the spice of psychosis.
  11. slept like a medicated baby.
  12. - a man of few words - and many, many blogs.
  13. i feel very offended when people don't like the same things as me.
  14. @alexgeana get well soon
  15. and you thought nothing could be worse than macgyver? well let me tell you, i just watched macgyver.
  16. but then i always felt like fucking william morris
  17. gonna suffocate in a hot dollar bag
  18. work is the fun i feel like fucking william morris
  19. FUCK
  20. why can't i shut up? i just can't do it!