marcosparks
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...and they were fighting vampires. I know it makes me sound crazy, but it was truly wonderful.
about 9 hours ago
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My nap today contained a dream about a movie featuring Nic Cage as Benjamin Franklin and Jeff Goldblum as Einstein.
about 9 hours ago
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@: Thank you. 100% right. 110% right. Possibly more. Yes.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to BigBabyDarkness
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@: Immediately join an apocalyptic cult that is big on it's members shaving their heads and having weird sex adventures. Duh.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to PeanutStCosmo
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Today my hair has been described as "Morrissey getting into a fight with Jerry Lee Lewis after a concert." It might be time for a change.
about 17 hours ago
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Checking the day's emails. One ends with "don't worry, I'll text you the details." Ugh. You bastards.
4:33 PM Dec 17th
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@: I tell you, my self esteem could certainly use that financial boost. Also, my ego. Also, my bank account.
4:26 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to BigBabyDarkness
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I have no phone for like four, maybe five days. I feel disgusting. How do I sext in real life!?
4:22 PM Dec 17th
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Cell phone issues. So, I've been at work all day with no phone, thus feeling naked. And not in a sexy way that could make me $$$. Sigh.
12:52 PM Dec 17th
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@: As long as it's under a tree or a candle or something, I think just about any dirty shit you can think up is festive.
12:50 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to PeanutStCosmo
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That just sounds delightfully filthy. 'Tis the season!
3:58 PM Dec 16th
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@: Santa's gonna have a tough time dragging that down your chimney this X-mas.
3:58 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to Jaxee314
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And a glass of orange juice and a glass of vodka want to have a threesome with me. Weirder still!
3:47 PM Dec 16th
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@: A glass of orange juice wants you too. Weeiiirddd.
3:47 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to Jaxee314
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The new trailer for Hot Tub Time Machine leads me to believe that the movie will be nothing but internet jokes in the 80s. Fantastic.
3:46 PM Dec 16th
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Thanks for the awesome X-mas present(s),@! I love the Twin Peaks card.
5:18 AM Dec 16th
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@: That nap was the real deal. It made today's nap look like a chump as well, sadly.
3:59 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to Jaxee314
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Speaking of which, it's Friday, FYI. I just re-discovered this. Woke up from a nap forgetting what day it is. That's a good nap, right?
6:21 PM Dec 11th
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@: So then you celebrate being a boozer! Or just that you've reached another day that ends in Y.
6:20 PM Dec 11th
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in reply to atherdiscretion
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@: There's always something to celebrate with champagne, even if it's just having the champagne itself.
6:46 AM Dec 11th
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- Name Marco Sparks
- Web http://counter-fo...
- Bio Raconteur and adventurer, hoping to win hearts and minds on the internet and break stuff. Longs to say: Fuck you, pay me for not growing up.
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