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  1. Totally used Scrubs as a learning tool on the importance of washing your hands. Who says tv is bad for kids?
  2. @tisunnatural the d's aren't married
  3. Playing #legendofspyro on the wii with my husband. Much fun!!
  4. My daughter just requested #FlorenceandtheMachine "Dog Days are Over". Totally cheered me up. Girl's good (J and Florence)
  5. Sick baby, long day= no party tonight. Poo.
  6. I love spending half of my precious time with my kids trying my damnedest to keep my cool and not to lose my shit. #itscalledsarcasm
  7. RT @drayke RT @caseymckinnon OH: "Finally figured out the plot of the new Twilight movie... it's Emos vs. Goths." #fb
  8. Just opened door to public restroom and heard J's melodious singing voice echoing off the walls.
  9. Cleaning kitchen; J puts chair in doorway: "Pretend I locked you in jail and you have to do all the hard work." Pretend...right....
  10. Just wrestled a pair of socks away from the cat. #wheredoesshehidethem
  11. @esch The other day I pulled my elbow stretching at my desk. We are visions of peak physical fitness.
  12. I don't understand Chewing Gum adverising "fewer calories". Are people actually consuming gum? Have I been doing it wrong?
  13. Tonight I will fold and put away clothes in order to answer the following: Does Jonas need new clothes or do I need a new laundry schedule
  14. @agirlandaboy You can never have too many! I envy your 342 and blush in shame at my puny 217.
  15. J's solemn response to running out of guys on Bubble Bobble: "I died happily."
  16. The texture of tofu dogs: weird. Until you remember the texture of actual hot dogs. #hotdogsofallvarietiesareweird
  17. @librarianismgrl Wow...that's a lot of paper?
  18. I feel like Bob Cratchet begging Scrooge for more coal for the fire. At least he had a damn fireplace. #stupidcoldoffice
  19. @TheRadiatorRoom Except your time doesn't count; only the Almighty Fossil Watch time counts. So I win!
  20. @tisunnatural 8:59!