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  1. @AmandaCaswell what are you doing in starbucks, anyway?
  2. @susiesus that's quite possibly the worst site design I've seen this side of geocities.
  3. All that work, very little reward. #ghostpoops
  4. RT @TheFatJew: Here's a photo of Obama looking like he's getting a blowjob from a child and laughing hysterically. http://j.mp/6rZDgu
  5. WRAPPED!! Aaaand secret service is blocking my path. The Four Seasons is POPPIN'!
  6. And Rad still isnt on DVD. RT @AmandaCaswell: Fall Out Boy has a greatest hits album? That obviously makes sense.
  7. Way to go, @amandacaswell! In the 3:02 that you were running all over Philly, I ate a plate of breakfast. Not a PR, but lunch came close.
  8. @mercybell yes, haunted. Tell 'em Large Marge sent you.
  9. @mercybell no you didn't!! Cap'n Lou Albano is dead!!
  10. Only got one cup of coffee today. I'm in trouble.
  11. Think I offended THAT Frummie. Eating bacon AND ham on my pizza. Crushing religious beliefs with a single slice. Next up: steaks in lent.
  12. Aaaaand rolling.
  13. @susiesus surprise me. Baked goods?
  14. And her husband is pretty boring looking.
  15. Rachael Ray Il actually giving me a headache. She's almost as bad as Tyler Perry.
  16. This is SO Luke: http://newyork.craigslist.o...
  17. Why are female fiddle players so easy to have a crush on?
  18. “Please Jesus and Liz Claiborne let Carol Hannah win this.” -@AmandaCaswell too bad they're both DEAD.
  19. @HildebrandtJr that's nice, I was still at work.
  20. @TheFatJew FUCK YES.