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  1. While we're at it: "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!" OK, the *4-year-old* is allowed to explain. 4:59 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. May have said this, but it bears repeating: I LIVE for the day that every PJ punchline isn't followed by a labored explanation of the joke. 4:58 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. Of course, the liberal, bleeding-heart side of me realizes I should take greater umbrage with Piper's singular version of "Feliz La-Dee-Da." 6:18 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. @jsnell Makes you long for the days when this country still had traditional values and the only guy who took ballet was Lynn Swann.... 6:16 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to jsnell
  5. "Batmobile lost it's wheels/And Joker took ballet!" I've failed as a dad. How could she mess up the words to "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells?" 6:11 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. @felipeperez Really? 'Cause not only do I have no lunch plans, I don't even know you. 9:03 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to felipeperez
  7. iQuit. http://www.npr.org/template... 8:24 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. "Look! Gooses!" 4:03 PM Nov 14th from web
  9. @parenthetical Never heard T4W. I slipped her my tape once. Her manager (now ex-husband) gave it back to me. Said it was for legal reasons. 8:47 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to parenthetical
  10. @ebrion Do you mean *Shawn* Colvin or some other Colvin? She's still recording? Used to be one of my biggest influences.... 8:35 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to ebrion
  11. @jsnell And just imagine for a moment how offensive it has to be to annoy *me*. 7:49 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to jsnell
  12. @jsnell Every episode of Glee had moments of greatness -- well, goodness. But it always seemed coupled with something offensive/infantile. 7:48 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. Wednesday night went so much better now that I've dumped Glee and don't feel the need to throw bricks at the TV anymore. Highly recommended. 11:00 PM Nov 11th from web
  14. Greatest lyric EVER (well, today at least): "And I need you more than want you / And I want you for all time" 3:54 PM Nov 8th from web
  15. "Daddy, I don't want you to turn into Uncle Paul, because you're getting long points." -- Zuzu, if I go a couple of days w/out shaving 9:28 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. @andreakremer I can't decide if I should be proud of that or if I failed at...whatever the hell I was trying to accomplish when I wrote it. 8:36 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to andreakremer
  17. @AmandaSo Not that it matters -- you are right on target! 4:54 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to AmandaSo
  18. @AmandaSo FINAL count? At only 5 p.m.? 4:52 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to AmandaSo
  19. My investment in stainful steel cookware is definitely not going to pay off. 4:51 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. The dumbest thing I'll say for the whole day: "Zuzu, the love of your family is more important than candy." 8:34 AM Oct 31st from web