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it's hard for me to distinguish gunshots from firecrackers in my neighborhood. Perfect time for me to brandish and go out and loot. brb.9:50 PM Jul 3rdfrom Ping.fm
never eat tomatoes while watching a zombie movie. u will feel the desire to puke.8:23 PM Jul 2ndfrom Ping.fm
Getting a tarot reading; she asked 4 my question; i said "chug" She told me i need to set goals and asked me for $10. what should i ask next7:56 PM Jul 2ndfrom Ping.fm
my computer has gotten larger over the last few weeks. it's scaring me. is this common?7:50 PM Jul 2ndfrom Ping.fm
some dude tried selling me a plastic sheet full of giant bicentennial quarters outside Ralphs. I asked him how much he wanted 4 his shirt.7:23 PM Jul 2ndfrom Ping.fm
i think my neighbors have their lawn mowed everyday! I want to jam that leaf blower up with bananas.4:02 PM Jul 2ndfrom Ping.fm