@mdotbrown @thefarmerjones just make sure you two only talk using hashtags when you meet face-to-face.

Bootleg party flyers for NBA All-Star Weekend are the best. A gem from last year: bit.ly/xA4U9F

Michael Jordan. RT @FoxxFiles: Kobe featuring Tyra Banks lmaooooo i still wanna know who authorized this shit!! youtu.be/eQeYQ7wQZ1E

This is exciting news for all of us Laker fans. Sad. RT @KevinDing: Steve Blake (rib) practiced today and might play tomorrow vs. Boston.

bit.ly/wHGLLT RT @thefarmerjones: I once interviewed Steve Francis in a bathhouse.

!!! RT @thefarmerjones: I once interviewed Steve Francis in a bathhouse. That's all.

Post-racial America. RT @straightbangin: is this for real? yhoo.it/Axhsj3 absolutely sickening

Wizards' fans hatred of Andray Blatche is the best storyline in the NBA wapo.st/xxS89F

@bonitagame yep.

Every Mike D'Antoni picture is hilarious nydn.us/w5H1xm

@FarouqFux @basquiatball Perkins deleted his Twitter account, so he's obviously a better player and human being than LeBron.

"NY’s newest basketball sensation spends most nights on a couch in a one-bedroom apartment on the Lower East Side" nyti.ms/z47rkM

Tommy Heinsohn is beyond drunk tonight.

Tommy Heinsohn tells Tyrus Thomas to "go home and have a cookie and some milk, and go to bed."

Paul Pierce loves applause.

Move over, Larry Bird. #PaulPierce

Has this Biyombo character ever played basketball before?

RT @Suga_Shane: Sterling: "His body looks flabby" RT @daldridgetnt: ...Clippers have "zero" interest in Gilbert Arenas, per source.

RT @russbengtson: YAY OLD GUYS. RT @ekoreen: Members of Class of '96 lead league in PPG (Kobe), APG (Nash) and Reb/48 (Camby).

Kobe fan yelling "she wasn't wit' you shootin' in the gym!" repeatedly at him in a restaurant twitvid.com/739RA