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I think I saw @ outside the conference room. But Little Kim told me, Phoenix TV signed a contract to keep the clips of me off air.
8:45 AM Oct 4th
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Shhhhh... I'm at a secret meeting with Kim Jong-ill and his dad. Don't worry, @. The mobile network sucks in North Korea.
8:39 AM Oct 4th
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"京V 02009" plate on Taobao, RMB 8002009.00. Fair price! Go bankers! Go coal bosses! Go!
10:19 PM Oct 2nd
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@ Hmmmm... they told me Old Jiang would be as immortal as me... Anyway, I should double-check this rumor.
2:14 AM Oct 2nd
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Old Jiang will be elected as the next President of P.R.C, or why should he be so ridiculously active all these days? Give me a reason?
2:04 AM Oct 2nd
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@ No. The documentaries I can find are ten times better than the PBS one.
9:10 PM Oct 1st
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Since Jiang Qing is shopping in downtown with three other gangsters, I can enjoy HBO this morning with myself. Hooray!
8:04 PM Oct 1st
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Oops. Another sunny day? Now I'm seriously afraid that there will be no rain in the rest of 2009 in Beijing.
7:59 PM Oct 1st
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The "京V 02009" auction rumor was confirmed by Taobao spokesperson @ . Now you know, I'm a trusted source.
6:51 AM Oct 1st
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Cool! @ just called me "Real Dead Crap"! That's super fancy! I will use this as the name of my garage band! Real Dead Crap!
6:49 AM Oct 1st
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Well, my secretary told me, the whole Peking University went insane tonight.
6:46 AM Oct 1st
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See you guys later. Will go pee pee and poo poo for a moment.
6:38 AM Oct 1st
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Almost threw my full set of false teeth on the TV... Jackie Chan? What the heck?
6:37 AM Oct 1st
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Hmmmmm.... Little Hu's dancing just cheered me up. What a great cheer leader. Go save the world, Hu!
6:34 AM Oct 1st
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Rumor of the day: The 京V 02009 plate will be auctioned on Taobao. Hold your breath, coal bosses from Shanxi.
6:29 AM Oct 1st
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Live-tweeting: Jiang Qing just slapped me as a crazy bitch. Don't know what I said wrong. Crazy women.
6:22 AM Oct 1st
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I'm really surprised by the would-be First Lady singing on the stage. Hey, Jiang Qing, she's also an actress! You have company!
6:20 AM Oct 1st
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RT @: @ What a pity! But this morning I hear your voice on the square! Weird. // No. That was covered by Gu Yue or something.
6:16 AM Oct 1st
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Yes, I have a TV here. And I couldn't believe tonight's gala is directed by the same director of Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony. Funky.
6:15 AM Oct 1st
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I'm quite far away from Beijing. "If you show up at the parade, everything will be messed up. You don't want to do this." They warned me.
6:11 AM Oct 1st
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- Name Mao Zedong
- Location Beijing, China, Planet Hell
- Web http://www.time.c...
- Bio I'm living in The Chairman Mao Memorial Hall. Welcome!!!
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