manzoid
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at Target, my basket has only a giant bag of Skittles (for kids party). Cashier girl eyes me & sez: You gonna make it rain Skittles tonite?
8:28 PM Nov 24th
from twidroid
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isaac sez: let's read The Story of My Brain... The End.
9:17 PM Nov 21st
from txt
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preschool teacher ladies wryly observe emi's "dad hair day"
8:27 AM Nov 17th
from txt
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isaac sez wrt his carved pumpkin: "i like my jack-off lantern!!"
6:54 PM Oct 27th
from twidroid
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wandering thru aisle after aisle at Target with an equally dazed stockboy trying to find special black & orange m&m's for a school party
7:29 PM Oct 26th
from twidroid
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long time finding cell, emi had tossed into wet kitchen trash. Also she headbutted my eyesocket & isaac smashed my peepee with tennis racket
1:42 PM Oct 25th
from web
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i wish to god i had some salad dressing
7:10 PM Oct 22nd
from web
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Weekly organic produce deliveries have created a huge veggie-backlog. Stuffing myself to bursting with lettuce to try to keep up.
7:09 PM Oct 22nd
from web
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sea kayaking... floating just 20 feet from 2 sea otters basking and playing. freaking cute!
6:08 PM Oct 20th
from twidroid
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the ladies from QA bowl soooo slowly and methodically
3:35 PM Oct 20th
from twidroid
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team-building at the bowling alley. nothing else is open in the off-season at the santa cruz boardwalk.
3:08 PM Oct 20th
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A lady tells a smartly-dressed Emi, "Oh you're so fashionable!" Emi replies, "Ooh, i like your boots!" and oohs/ahhs over the lady's boots.
9:49 AM Oct 18th
from twidroid
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I hear a long, loud, burbling piss-sound as i await a turn at the toilet. The occupant calls out cheerfully, "FYI... that was from my ass."
3:04 PM Oct 16th
from web
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yale asked me to spend a week volunteering in Mexico: $2175 + airfare. A bargain... normally I pay mid 5 figures to volunteer for stuff
2:02 PM Oct 16th
from web
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will see josh's director's cut soon -- exciting!
11:00 AM Oct 15th
from txt
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some cholos asked me to hack into the INS database for them
10:51 AM Oct 15th
from txt
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As we pass by a church sporting 3 crosses, Isaac points and says: "I think they like Jesus too much."
6:26 PM Oct 12th
from web
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isaac, trying on halloween cop costume, handcuffs mama really tight, then in his eager fumbling breaks the key
5:02 PM Oct 9th
from twidroid
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brooks brothers suit guy strides over, leans in & hisses: "You should be ashamed of yourself!" She glares & hisses back: "i *AM* ashamed!!!"
4:14 PM Oct 6th
from twidroid
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italiam bimbo pushes past masako's wheelchair to try to steal our cab. i raise brows: "come on lady... really?" she just glares.
3:59 PM Oct 6th
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