manzoid
- A pious acquaintance's IM status is set to: "Come Lord Jesus". Meanwhile, I see that Jesus's own IM status is set to: "brb".3:19 PM Jul 13th from web
- i know someone who actually lost money to one of those nigerian minister-of-finance spam mails7:41 PM Jul 11th from txt
- After a heated internal debate, it's cathartic to have make-up sex with myself.9:44 AM Jul 4th from txt
- "In the food court, no one can hear you scream."1:07 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- Mom: "I want you & other workers to know how much I'm appreciated for your diligent work. I had to know a few things, I just typed Google!"11:38 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Finally traced the mystery stench in the kitchen: A pretty pineapple was all gooey-horror on the inside.11:32 AM Jul 3rd from web
- For play material, Emi is reduced to anthropomorphizing bottles of cleanser under the sink. The bigger bottles are the mommies.11:27 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Isaac piles up couch pillows & knocks em over, yelling in the manner of safety-conscious lumberjacks: "Tiiiiiiiiiiinnnn Baaaaalls"5:32 PM Jun 29th from txt
- At the Big Pick in a beautiful 300-tree orange grove in Northridge. While applying spray sunscreen, I sprayed myself in the eyes. 15m of ...1:36 PM Jun 28th from txt
- Saw a man scratch his ass and run his fingers thru his hair. My gut sense was that this was to serve as a quick musky/pheromonal cologne.8:06 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Isaac says: "I played tic-tac-toe by myself! And I *won* !!! "5:11 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Isaac advising my chess game: "Hm. If I were you, I'd move one of these pieces." (gesturing vaguely at the entire board)2:57 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Me: "Ok dude, let's go get some hot dogs." Isaac: "No. I'll stay here. I have my own hot dog."12:01 PM Jun 27th from web
- It would seem more accurate to say, "Dull minds think alike."12:00 PM Jun 27th from web
- Often isaac sounds like some psychotic extra-curmudgeonly high-pitched bizarro-world version of me. Our latest codename: Jiminy Pricket.9:03 AM Jun 26th from txt
- Dammit, picked the one instant udon in the cupboard that's old-school metal tray, needs stove not microwave. 2 extra min., squandered.7:44 PM Jun 25th from txt
- Tonight I wondered again just how much calmer my life would be if I had married a man.6:55 PM Jun 24th from txt
- My g1 SD card mounts and unmounts all day long, like a bonobo4:31 PM Jun 24th from txt
- handy info, if you like chinese: http://snipurl.com/i0w1r11:48 AM May 14th from web
- This weekend I kept trying to remember why corporal punishment of children is bad. It all got really vague after a while.4:00 PM May 4th from web
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