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  1. A pious acquaintance's IM status is set to: "Come Lord Jesus". Meanwhile, I see that Jesus's own IM status is set to: "brb".
  2. i know someone who actually lost money to one of those nigerian minister-of-finance spam mails
  3. After a heated internal debate, it's cathartic to have make-up sex with myself.
  4. "In the food court, no one can hear you scream."
  5. Mom: "I want you & other workers to know how much I'm appreciated for your diligent work. I had to know a few things, I just typed Google!"
  6. Finally traced the mystery stench in the kitchen: A pretty pineapple was all gooey-horror on the inside.
  7. For play material, Emi is reduced to anthropomorphizing bottles of cleanser under the sink. The bigger bottles are the mommies.
  8. Isaac piles up couch pillows & knocks em over, yelling in the manner of safety-conscious lumberjacks: "Tiiiiiiiiiiinnnn Baaaaalls"
  9. At the Big Pick in a beautiful 300-tree orange grove in Northridge. While applying spray sunscreen, I sprayed myself in the eyes. 15m of ...
  10. Saw a man scratch his ass and run his fingers thru his hair. My gut sense was that this was to serve as a quick musky/pheromonal cologne.
  11. Isaac says: "I played tic-tac-toe by myself! And I *won* !!! "
  12. Isaac advising my chess game: "Hm. If I were you, I'd move one of these pieces." (gesturing vaguely at the entire board)
  13. Me: "Ok dude, let's go get some hot dogs." Isaac: "No. I'll stay here. I have my own hot dog."
  14. It would seem more accurate to say, "Dull minds think alike."
  15. Often isaac sounds like some psychotic extra-curmudgeonly high-pitched bizarro-world version of me. Our latest codename: Jiminy Pricket.
  16. Dammit, picked the one instant udon in the cupboard that's old-school metal tray, needs stove not microwave. 2 extra min., squandered.
  17. Tonight I wondered again just how much calmer my life would be if I had married a man.
  18. My g1 SD card mounts and unmounts all day long, like a bonobo
  19. handy info, if you like chinese: http://snipurl.com/i0w1r
  20. This weekend I kept trying to remember why corporal punishment of children is bad. It all got really vague after a while.