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  1. Recession tip: There’s a lot of good meat on that pet of yours.
  2. Recession tip: Don't throw away that jack-o-lantern! Kids love eating pumpkin and the stem makes a great "race car".
  3. Recession tip: Stop contributing to church and start cashing in.
  4. Recession tip: To conserve energy, lower your thermostat and sneak into your neighbors’ house after dark. Get in bed once they're snoring.
  5. Recession tip: One man's trash is another man's treasure...or a birthday gift for someone you love.
  6. Recession tip: Instead of burning candles, burn hair dipped in bacon fat.
  7. Recession tip: Home-school. If you don’t have textbooks, stick with the Bible.
  8. Recession tip: Eat lightbulbs. I'm pretty sure they're edible, plus you'll lower that power bill.
  9. For hate's sake...I spit my last breath at thee!
  10. No...You can't get away...From hell's heart I stab at thee...
  11. To the last I will grapple with thee!
  12. Buried alive! Buried alive!
  13. I shall leave you, as you left me…as you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet.
  14. I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you.
  15. But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you!
  16. I've deprived your ship of power and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life.
  17. Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral.
  18. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
  19. He tasks me! He tasks me! And I shall have him.
  20. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness--and death.