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  1. RT: @heintzer: Hi, my name is Robert Pattinson, and http://i45.tinypic.com/b64idw.jpg
  2. @MarleeMatlin The login page for Twitter.com shows a ton of other trending topics as well.
  3. @THE_FOLLOWER_ Why am I the first non-celebrity you decided to follow?
  4. @WildMike79 You're no longer a friend of mine.
  5. .@ashstahl Fake Boobs are the loudest & clearest way to say "I have more baggage than an airport on Christmas Day."
  6. @EmaCartoon Calvin & Hobbesbert will find new and creative excuses to pass off indoor sleigh rides as productivity :)
  7. @EmaCartoon You're living in a Dilbert cartoon, for fuck's sake.
  8. We know his brain can work without a strain, but can his liver stop his face from puking a river? #WassailWednesday
  9. Mr. Black is friends with Strongbow & Frosty Jack, but the only lass who made him cozy turned out to be Old Rosie #WassailWednesday
  10. Old Mike never met a drink he didn't like. Gin & Tonic always made his mind and heart feel harmonic. #WassailWednesday
  11. Take the whiskey back to cure what's ailin'. At least you'll still be smarter than Sarah Palin! #WassailWednesday
  12. Go and drink with him till the candles go dim. Let's not spill a drop or his wife will give us a mop! #WassailWednesday
  13. Past the lips and down the throat. Don't drink too much or you'll screw that goat! #WassailWednesday
  14. @BlackRockerChiq Everybody gets one!
  15. @BlackRockerChiq This pretty face hides a hell of a brain.
  16. @BoyLoco Now you've become a proper twitter addict. Next up you'll start accidentally hash tagging texts & emails.
  17. Come with me, the time is right. There's no better team. Arm in arm we'll win the fight. It's always been our dream.
  18. @duckyvader Skin stays on because of ligaments & blood vessels.
  19. #TextsFromTiger LPGA means Lots of Pussy Getting Ate (for @thisisbob)
  20. RT @ImToBlame: #textsfromtiger I'll tell you what PGA means for you baby...pussy getting ate