manicmotherhood
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Damn! Damn! Damn! I need evaporated milk. I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO THE FREAKING STORE TODAY! Yeah, I'm yelling. But I feel better now ;)
3:55 PM Nov 25th
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@ I like that--every day isn't the field trip we signed up for ;) Happy Thanksgiving.
3:28 PM Nov 25th
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Just had my hand up a turkey's ass. Before 9 AM. Yeah, I'm not a morning person. Or a turkey ass person.
9:07 AM Nov 25th
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I don't think "healthy alternatives" and "Thanksgiving dinner" should be used in the same sentence.
10:35 PM Nov 24th
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I will now attempt to bake pumpkin pie. Firefighters should be on alert.
9:46 AM Nov 24th
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Seriously. I do not need to know that Captain Sully had rock star sex after his heroic plane landing. TMI, dude. TMI.
11:32 AM Nov 23rd
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Hm. Judging by the smoke in the kitchen it appears my efforts to learn to cook before hosting T-Day are not working out.
9:35 AM Nov 23rd
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Went shopping for T-day with hubs. 3 freaking stores to find turkey. Hubs apparently believes the quest for the perfect turkey is sacred.
1:49 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Awesome. Maybe we can get uniforms and a cheer or something. 2,4,6,8 who's the dead guy we love to hate?
4:35 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to ScaryMommy
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@ Yeah, I'm talking . And I completely agree with you!
4:34 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to ADDhousewife
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@ No, I signed up for the "For God's sake people, it's a freaking movie and a bad one at that" team. But I could join yours ;)
4:16 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to ScaryMommy
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For pete's sake! I just want a little nap, people!
1:05 PM Nov 21st
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I wanna bumper sticker that says, "If you're wearing clean underwear, thank your mother."
5:58 PM Nov 20th
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Playroom is filled with boys playing PS3 cuz of the rain. Huh. Explains the nasty smell wafting down the stairs.
4:02 PM Nov 20th
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I'm hosting Thanksgiving. WTF was I thinking? I can't cook!
11:26 AM Nov 20th
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Why, why, why am I suddenly a member of the Official Viagra Club? Seriously, I don't meet the requirements for membership. Stop emailing me.
11:11 AM Nov 20th
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@ No. I don't get it either. Altho, I wouldn't say no to Robert P biting my neck ;)
8:15 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to mommywantsvodka
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I really want to ask Martha S, WTH were you thinking with that whole cranberry wreath thing? Srsly, 5000 cranberries rotting on a wreath?
8:10 PM Nov 18th
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Thanksgiving Activities for kids--cuz nobody but mom will stick her hand up the turkey's butt to stuff it.
11:23 AM Nov 18th
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@ LOL. They certainly don't resemble the size of any American boyfriend I've ever had. Wait. Did that sound bad?
8:45 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to calgarydaddy
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