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Also: Don't drop your hard drive! Apparently that's bad too!
about 7 hours ago
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Hot tip from Sam the Mac Genius @ 5th Ave (ladies - he's a 25-year-old single Pisces native NYer!): Don't pick up comp nr CDdrive! This bad!
about 7 hours ago
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Daily helpful tip from a stranger at the Apple store: If your Bose headphones crap out, go to Bose store + they'll give you 1/2 off!
about 7 hours ago
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Looks more like Nicole Kidman hit the BLOW Carpet. Am I right, girlfriend?
about 21 hours ago
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Having a night when I'm feeling so grateful to know so many brilliant peeps. Like @. Follow him if you know what's good for you.
6:20 PM Dec 16th
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I told my favorite vagina story today. It really is the most magical time of year.
5:07 PM Dec 16th
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All is well. As my dear mum emailed me this week here's an affirmation for you: "I use my power wisely. I am strong + I am safe. Love, Mama"
6:30 AM Dec 16th
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Confidential to the person who's called me 7,000 times in the last hour. Please do not do this. Love and light! But please, stop.
12:02 AM Dec 16th
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Having GREAT Build-a-Bear convo. "Crack destroyed a lot of lives in NY." Me: "Yeah. Too bad they didn't buy bears. Instead of crack."
6:43 PM Dec 15th
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This is the best text I've ever sent. "Want to get dinner tonight?? Then build some motherf---ing bears at Build a Bear??"
3:18 PM Dec 15th
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Don't hit on me if you are in a relationship. Or if you're a dumbass. I appreciate it. Thanks.
2:33 PM Dec 15th
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If you can't spell apologize, I am not going to sleep with you.
10:44 AM Dec 15th
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Still reeling over my Whole Foods literati celeb sighting: @ author of the perfect Xmas gift "How Not to Look Fat." She is superfly.
6:27 PM Dec 14th
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I am a saint. Know why? You can pitch me on a story when I'm trying to eat at Whole Foods + I'll help you. I will be mean but I'll help you.
6:14 PM Dec 14th
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This holiday season a generous donation has been made in your name to support my purchase of a Twi-Hard neck tattoo.
12:53 PM Dec 14th
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Final holiday card option. "Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise sorry. Seasons greetings, Mandy Stadtmiller"
7:41 PM Dec 13th
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My other holiday card option: "Send me something very naughty. Go to the bathroom and take it. Seasons greetings, Mandy Stadtmiller"
7:35 PM Dec 13th
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*Finally* have my holiday card written! ... "Quiet and secretly we will always be together. Seasons greetings, Mandy Stadtmiller"
7:29 PM Dec 13th
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"No mistakes, baby. I've done horribly s---ty work. I've done good work. But they're not mistakes." - Jon Stewart
2:29 PM Dec 13th
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Michael Patrick King on "Sex and the City": "We took the word sex out of a dark, soil-dipped shame file and made it pink and fizzy."
2:04 PM Dec 13th
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- Name Mandy Stadtmiller
- Location New York City
- Web http://www.mandys...
- Bio I'm an entertainment writer for The New York Post & a comedian. I believe in love, joy, honesty and lap dances set to the theme song from Titanic.
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