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  1. @notsam Best stay outta the WP 'less you lookin for a rumble
  2. @notsam You have fillings? Ewwwww
  3. @jessspencer How? ::silence::
  4. Me: The guy next to me looks like Gob from Arrested Development. Kevin: It's an illusion!
  5. @notsam As do I. Even if she is tranny-esque.
  6. Can someone please come over and change the channel so I don't watch Jon & Kate?
  7. Worked hard, lunch with family, now a date with hubby. Balance? I haz it.
  8. And while I'm hating on Apple I'll add their autocorrect garbage to the mix.
  9. My Apple headphone mysteriously started playing they only the left bud. @notsam Halp!!!
  10. I love me some spider-free express trains.
  11. So glad I am a grownup and can have pizza and beer in bed while hiding from the spider in the living room.
  12. Pizza. And beer. How you doin'.
  13. @notsam I did not care for The Godfather. It insisted upon itself.
  14. @jessspencer I'm just practicing. And for the record I don't have my shoes yet either. :-)
  15. My jetlagged husband is making my jetlagged ass dinner. I heart him.
  16. If I could be anybody in the world, I think I'd like to be Rob Zombie.
  17. @jessspencer I hope our priest says "Mawwidge"
  18. @jessspencer Anybody want a peanut?
  19. Back Stateside and definitely taking the rest of the day off!
  20. Driving to Boston in the convertible with the top down. And a bird just crapped on my hubby to be. ROFL