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  1. This air freshener promises to "revive dry potpourri." Just what I always needed. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @smackard Are used condoms a step or a step down from crack vials? about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to smackard
  3. Wait, is it supposed to be pitch dark out at 2:54pm or did the sun burn out? about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @Francis_Lam Oh man, I think I just pulled something. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Francis_Lam
  5. @glutenfreegirl Rum is required. Here's my favorite recipe: Drink the rum. The end. 2:15 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie in reply to glutenfreegirl
  6. Cranking up Paid in Full and glazing 300 cupcakes. 12:39 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  7. @MarriedWDinner AUUUUGH. 3:55 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to MarriedWDinner
  8. @seattlehorn Wait, I didn't realize he meant video games. Honest. 12:19 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to seattlehorn
  9. @jaydeflix Hmm, I don't think so. Good question. 12:18 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to jaydeflix
  10. @jaydeflix Yeah, that one. 12:12 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to jaydeflix
  11. @jaydeflix Blue Highway is the best store. No online gift certs, but I bet they'd do it by phone. 12:09 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to jaydeflix
  12. @jkwseattle Why do the English make being funny look so easy? Seriously. 12:08 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to jkwseattle
  13. @wrightfood Senor Moose. El Asadero. That one torta place. 12:04 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to wrightfood
  14. @RebekahDenn Yeah, those go right into the circular file for me, too. 12:03 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to RebekahDenn
  15. @glutenfreegirl On the upside, gluten-free raccoons! 11:55 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to glutenfreegirl
  16. @hungrygrrl Thanks! The secret is to make sure you have funny stuff (hair, glasses) on your face. This is also the secret of clowns. 7:23 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to hungrygrrl
  17. @DJPegLeg Same to you, Larry! Next time! 6:44 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to DJPegLeg
  18. Does anyone else find it weird that Chris Walla is not a member of Dishwalla? 6:44 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  19. @ChefReinvented Thanks, because my Dumplins is chock full o garlic. Not intended as a slight. 3:41 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to ChefReinvented
  20. @kairuy Me neither, but now I'm thinking I might start, because those things have a lot of useful pockets. Nah, I'm going parachute pants. 6:48 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to kairuy