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@GinnySkal yes! now i dont have to worry about him anymore. whew. now u can just worry about MY other girlfriend!! http://tinyurl.com/lbkoq3about 4 hours ago from twhirl in reply to GinnySkal
Go Episcopalians!about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific
@DocBlob it's not uterus! It's uteryou!about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to DocBlob
@dottyus silly @dottyus! Boys don't have uteruses!!about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to dottyus
Uh yeah, like I'm gonna go search for elDebarge for Nivea on iTunes bc I love the song in a lotion commercial #dumbassLotionEgoabout 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
Dear Simply Lemonade, I would like to make babies with your taste. Sincerely, Mammal.about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
I saved $24 with coupons tonight!about 24 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Jennafleur @cammicam hollllaaaaaaaaaaaa!4:39 PM Jul 14th from Twitterrific in reply to Jennafleur
@fobes ive heard it was much worse than the exxon-valdez! mno matter what,it's still horrible + mountaintop removal shouldn't be happening.11:49 AM Jul 14th from twhirl in reply to fobes
@gavins biscuitville should be a church. in my mind, it already is!11:46 AM Jul 14th from twhirl in reply to gavins
Mmmm biscuitville for lunch hit the spot! my g-spot. Whaaaa? Eww mammal, u gross. Seriously tho, I think I have a biscuit g-spot.10:23 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
@suehuskins @ashleysue there are 91000 articles but none/very few were top stories when it happened!9:58 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific in reply to suehuskins
Good mornin, tweeps! Getting ready for a client meeting.6:06 AM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
@DonaldJones not for much longer! Thanks for the tip!!6:18 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific in reply to DonaldJones
Things guys don't like to hear while their girlfriends watch The Bachelor..."you never do that! I love romance!" re:10000 rose petals 2 tub.5:49 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific
@stickyheels if u have an xbox u can watch instant queue on your tv!!! It rules!!!5:44 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific in reply to stickyheels
@fobes @ashleysue I'm a news junkie and I never heard anythinguntil Shakori Hills Mt Aid! It sure wasn't covered like Exxon-Valdez!5:42 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific in reply to fobes
@abbyladybug they are the besssssst fries. I want them to have unlimited fries for $10.5:17 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific in reply to abbyladybug
@cratledge what's a Q?5:16 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific in reply to cratledge
Know what makes me sad? The end of my fries at The Borough. :_(4:31 PM Jul 13th from Twitterrific

Name mammalpants
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