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  1. Damn these kids. Here's just one of my monsters: "The Impromptu Applause" - http://bit.ly/7BOyFC (New Blog Post)
  2. @CurvyAmazon I'm serious. I am in LOVE with your new avi and that eye make up you got going on!!
  3. @CurvyAmazon @twimomof3 lol - fuckers are deaf sometimes!! So that got their attention ;)
  4. And since "Dinner's ready!" and "Food's up!" doesn't bring anyone to the table, I'm literally hollering, "Time to eat, FUCKERS!"
  5. Singing my heart out to @taylorswift13's "You Belong with Me" coz I swear I'm 16 again and can actually pull this off *wink*
  6. It's the monsters and us vs. Jim Carrey and a Christmas Carol - and we're only armed with 3-D glasses
  7. Just did the meet & greet with Bobby Caldwell and the gang - very cool peeps
  8. Loved "New Moon," but I am getting too old for these midnight showings, damnit
  9. Woot! With Sheryl, Lex & Janine, too :D RT @jesslenea: http://pic.gd/3ad854 @wicked_faery and I finally in the theater. Yay!!!!
  10. Me and Jess! RT @jesslenea: http://pic.gd/d9736f @wicked_faery and I sittin in line for #twilight and #newmoon.
  11. THIS IS IT!! And I ain't talking about Michael Jackson, either *wink #newmoon
  12. Ditto! RT @MaloneV: Happy Twiday to @abbykolstad @vixenvamp @amberRMW @_momof3_ @kaitlynrochelle @tatt2dash @beth_jj @mayafre @kstew411
  13. @WookiesGirl hey girl! I know - I've been MIA. Will check out @boobiewed :) Miss u!
  14. A beer and a cig. Finafuckingly - I can kick my feet up.
  15. My 4 y/o is notorious for his favorite saying, "That is freaking me out." (Hmnn, wonder where he gets THAT from? *wink*)
  16. Part of me wishes I was at the New Moon premiere, and another part of me is OH SO GLAD I'm not there *lol*
  17. You guys - just found the creator, head writer and exec producer of Grey's Anatomy & Private Practice. Follow @shondarhimes with me!!
  18. Was hiding in the office, talking shit with @kimrocha. Hubz just strolled in: "Sorry if I woke you up, babe - did you hear me cackling?" ;)
  19. @Nominimom my 80-gb got wet and died like that. Then... a few months later, the effer came back to life.
  20. The monsters are gonna fly up and away in a house, and me and Mama are heading to Alaska with Margaret and Andrew for Gammy's B-Day party ;)