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  1. who does this updated sun maid raisin girl think she is?
  2. @scottlava oooh! you are at Egg. a fat kid can always recognize a plate with bacon.
  3. tonight's Cudzoo performance is brought to you Spanx.
  4. CUDZOO + the Faggettes are on tonight @11 at Matchless in Wburg. Come shake around + drink whiskey!
  5. sat beside the girl on the plane reading harry potter/twilight fan fiction. win!
  6. does this smalltalk make me look fat?
  7. leaving NC just in time. i have a french manicure. one more day and i would've had highlights + tanning bed burns.
  8. oh snap! the "how they met" Golden Girls episode.
  9. @joselynhughes try a crack lollipop and a sad, sad brother.
  10. @thephilwells oh! i was at my old studio in NC, dancing with highschoolers that i taught when they were 4. shoot me.
  11. just watching the hamptons favorite faghag, the barefoot contessa.
  12. i got so balleted last night. sore galore.
  13. new diet: whenever i want to eat pecan pie at 11pm, tune into Hoarders.
  14. watching jeopardy. the interviews are giving me douche chills. this lady has a pet cockroach.
  15. thanks @friedmanjon! my wobble moves created a parting in the red(neck) sea.
  16. i am in NC's largest Walmart. also known as Panic Attack City.
  17. i am embarrassed to watch the Dove Pure Bliss commercials @ my mom.
  18. country lyric i heard while shopping in goodwill "well im a scifi fanatic, and slightly asthmatic".
  19. http://twitpic.com/rh4ik - Very efficient alarm clock.
  20. just wrote a new hit single entitled "garbage feet" with my 8 year old nephew.