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  1. It is dangerous to start a new day with, "today cannot be any worse than yesterday." Just sayin'
  2. Jogging along the Mississippi. There are no alligators this far north, right? RIGHT?!? Crap. Maybe this wasn't so smart after all.
  3. It's better to burn out. . .
  4. Having to wear sweatpants and fleece in June is icky. Cold in June is icky.
  5. Italian sunburns hurt every bit as much as Fla sunburns. My bad, she says, truly urepententedly.
  6. If you *must* be stuck in a traffic jam for hours, try to do it in the Swiss Alps. Watching the waterfalls of snow melts and lakes and m ...
  7. Digging rock and roll music this morning with Peter, Paul and Mary. :)
  8. Had a lovely day, up to and including the point where i set my hair on fire.
  9. Need mommy consult: what grade is decent for little girls to start wearing make-up to school?
  10. Made it through the "update your life story" lines in only 2 hours. In Army time, that's the speed of light!
  11. Morphine and percocet are yet more proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. And ice. :)
  12. I think the pollen here is radioactive. *coughhackgag* Otherwise, it's a gorgeous Spring evening.
  13. On my way out to two nights of hotels, dressing up and merriment with the husband. HOORAY! Don't wait up. ;-D
  14. For the record, telling a woman in uniform "you're too pretty to be in that costume" is NOT a compliment. And, if you're a woman, you sh ...
  15. I wonder how many times i can blow my nose before i start shedding brain cells.
  16. After hitting Cardiac Hill yesterday, i think i know EXACTLY where my adductor muscles are. Ow.
  17. I finally got my first promotion! I'm an official Specialist. I told them my mommy said i was always special, and it was about time they ...
  18. Eating a croque monsieur and watching the crowds waiting outside Notre Dame with my biggest baby. Paris in Spring is cold and damp.
  19. I just put on a pair of jeans i haven't been able to get into for i-don't-know-how-long!
  20. Watching the snow falling, still, and thinking somebody needs to show Mother Nature a calendar! Bring the pretty flowers back. . .