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  1. Ouch. I rang up quite the credit-card bill while waiting for my new debit card to arrive. I can pay it, but it's painful.
  2. Enjoying some "Mrs. T's" pierogies. And I do mean enjoying. Where have these things been all my life?!?!
  3. Spam subject: "Enjoy walking all over them in your new boots." Kinky!
  4. Sign on ATM: "Please insert envelopes with 'This Side Up' facing up." I weep for humanity.
  5. @maggiesox You're thinking of Susan. Gordon was married to Susan.
  6. I left an enormous water bottle in the car overnight. Now it contains an enormous slab of ice.
  7. @kgranju I just saw your blog post, congrats! :) hope you are feeling well!
  8. I am not tweeting now. I went to bed half an hour ago. Well, okay, I am and I didn't. But I shouldn't be and should have.
  9. The "best" part about #mbta delays is seeing my kids' sad little faces when they say "Why were you so late to pick us up?" Yesterday sucked.
  10. Why doesn't Firefox have that cool "new tab" screen any more? the one that used to show recently visited sites, etc.? I miss it. :(
  11. @blahblahologist twitter is definitely acting very oddly right now.
  12. @edie22 omfg seriously?!?!
  13. @angelsk can you check out thread on Yap called "waitaminnit"? plz thx!
  14. @RuthieAA No, but I have a severe case of hat-hair, which is perhaps worse!
  15. I know that everyone's saying it, but: damn, it's cold out there! And I remembered why I shouldn't do morning showers in winter. oops.
  16. OMG. Women shackled during childbirth. In some backwards misogynist third-world country? No. In Illinois! http://bit.ly/8lZMez
  17. @bearblue Good insight! It is definitely like that for me too.
  18. Couldn't figure out why no one else was in the phone-conference meeting. Finally realized I was an hour early. *MAJOR FACEPALM*
  19. Apparently I am the only person who ever gets soymilk from the office cafeteria. The guy likes to tease me about it. :)
  20. "Error can point the way to truth, while empty-headedness can only lead to more empty-headedness or to a career in politics." -Barry Hughart