Profile_bird

Hey there! MamaJenzie is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving MamaJenzie's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

MamaJenzie

  1. RT @MamaJenInspire: Unwanted diseases- I got Herpes from an ex: http://wp.me/pFv4i-K
  2. Watching @chebutykin twitter across from me
  3. The question is not what makes the story worth telling; rather, what makes the story worth hearing. Better yet- what makes it worth sharing?
  4. @idiotben I'm old enough now to where I'll take that compliment and run with it! :)
  5. @idiotben You don't look a day over 50.
  6. @cmvelo @idiotben Hey- *I* was still at the party. You old people with social lives suck.
  7. Taking off for a party shortly. First, finishing a game with my son
  8. @mikebrodycomic awe! He's mine now!!! Also, very well done with the apt.
  9. Lazy day with chai. Family computer time- everyone in the bedroom for the best signal. Comments on everyone else's work. Geek family FTW!
  10. Uh, it's leaking.. #threewordsaftersex
  11. Out the window! #threewordsaftersex
  12. Now for Vagisil. #threewordsaftersex
  13. That's all, folks! #threewordsaftersex
  14. Yes we can! #threewordsaftersex
  15. So what's AIDS? #threewordsaftersex
  16. I'm now the proud owner of a pink USB mouse with flowers and interchangeable plates of light pink, dark pink, and purple. Because I'm a girl
  17. My child gets to read before bed. This evenings choice: Our Dumb World. I am so proud of his sense of satire. Go The Onion!
  18. RT @CBSNews: House passes health care reform bill, 220 - 215.
  19. I'm glad to know I still have a programmer's mind. And sometimes, that goes with a programmer's inability to communicate.
  20. I've searched twitter and facebook... Where the hell is my drama, bitches?