mama2to3girls
I'm a snob, remaining mute on how *not* impressed I am w/ salad of ramen noodles, oil and cashews...looks like a puppy w/a bad case of worms
| mama2to3girls Ya ever think maybe it's not the tomatoes? maybe it's the salads and bbq sitting on an unattended table in the sun all day? |
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| mama2to3girls People are slurring and the strict color code system of discipline some people use went out the window w/their last mudslide. |
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| mama2to3girls It's 6pm and at least 2 neighbors should go night-night. History says they won't. Fox ain't got nothin' on small town USA... |
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| mama2to3girls And, as predictable as the dawn :"Is she a good baby?" http://tinyurl.com/5lktbc |
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| mama2to3girls BlockParty Rule#43-Don't bring dishes w/seeds, spinach or parsley FAQ#1 What do you say to close-talking drunken Brit w/all 3 stuck in teeth |
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| mama2to3girls Did you read about the tv show about the swinging neighborhood...I think certain folks in ours are too inspired by it. |
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| mama2to3girls Botox McImplants just teetered over in her stilettos to me as I held Fin, face aghast: You had another baby?!...Yes. And you got...doctored? |
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| mama2to3girls The drama has begun...neighbor who moved away, back for block party...implants? botox? they ask. snorting in my bjorn. |
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| mama2to3girls Fin only wants to nurse with the wind in her face...tough on a gal's modesty. |
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| mama2to3girls Tomato scare = no salsa = guacamole. I don't make. Note to all: guacamole packaged in plastic, no matter how expensive looks like cat shit. |
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| mama2to3girls Block party. The dramz...Looking forward to watching it unfold. |
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| mama2to3girls @mamamilton Oooh, right there with you. We are showing our "not-on-the-market" house to someone who wants in this 'hood. Oy, the nerves. |
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| mama2to3girls @Phil801 Yay! |
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| mama2to3girls @oneplustwo Hmm, maybe she'll go to bed uncharacteristically early... |
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| mama2to3girls @myfamilygossip Oh, honey, just time and antibiotics. |
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| mama2to3girls @VelveteenMind Oooh, I want the cherry blossom! Which did you buy? |
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| mama2to3girls Officially forfeited the nap battle, now have two toddlers in tutus, one accessorizing w/a purple crotch to toe cast. Oddly, baby now sleeps |
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| mama2to3girls @mothergoosemous @herbadmother Hmm, listening to active shitting in diaper as I eat my breakfast. |
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| mama2to3girls Any arbor vitae whisperers out there? |
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