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  1. @jaykayell_ what? the fork one? I got the dinosaur one. You're confusing me La Verde less than a minute ago from web in reply to jaykayell_
  2. @jaykayell_ @Badger237 huh? I got "I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur." 4 minutes ago from web in reply to jaykayell_
  3. @jaykayell_ that's lame - dinosaur hands rule 10 minutes ago from web in reply to jaykayell_
  4. RT @McKelvie: Type "I like to" into Google and see what comes up as the first suggestion. 12 minutes ago from Brizzly
  5. @corbenfrost yeah, and in shakespeare your aristocrats fall for cross dressers about 1 hour ago from web in reply to corbenfrost
  6. @corbenfrost shut your fucking face you dammned Illyrian! Your kind is only good to invade and tax! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to corbenfrost
  7. @corbenfrost @oddessy puke about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to corbenfrost
  8. my california friends' advice on visiting Boston:"Don't get in any bar brawls","don't make any irish jokes","Don't sleep with Harvard guys" about 3 hours ago from web
  9. @McKelvie You're talking about x-factor?! **sigh** and I respected you. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to McKelvie
  10. @Ian_Onymous Nope. I was never in love with the endless or Spoiler or SQUIRRELGIRL.... about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Ian_Onymous
  11. @Ian_Onymous Shade is so good. I was so in love with him once. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Ian_Onymous
  12. @Ian_Onymous I didn't want you too anyways. It's too good for you! It's only for the elitists. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Ian_Onymous
  13. @Ian_Onymous true. I'll give you that. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to Ian_Onymous
  14. Yeah @innsmouthpress agrees with me that Inferno is better'n Suspiria. Thank you Silvia Moreno-Garcia about 5 hours ago from web
  15. @toddalcott Hahaha Damm, I wanted to retweet that but it was too big. about 5 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to toddalcott
  16. RT @JSCarroll: JD Salinger fans rejoice: All his uncollected stories online: http://bit.ly/21wvkl about 6 hours ago from Brizzly
  17. oooh, new sloan ep. You know whose fault it is I like them now? @THECHRISHALEY! about 6 hours ago from web
  18. @PennySafety your country prolly put him on that list they have of people who can never visit again. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to PennySafety
  19. @McKelvie you better not have sold the SG pages I want in... Leeds. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to McKelvie
  20. @McKelvie Damm slick! about 7 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to McKelvie