malonecomedy
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the words all time high and 22 degrees should never be in the same sentence
about 13 hours ago
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im never surprised when i see cop cars at a bowling alley on a saturday night
11:35 PM Jan 2nd
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was thinking about using myspace again..then saw my inbox was nothing but local band and dj dancw night invites...gross
10:55 PM Jan 2nd
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bout to have my first taste of chicago pizza...ill keep you updated
12:02 PM Jan 1st
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be safe tonight...happy new years everyone!
12:07 AM Jan 1st
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i hate the guy that says see ya next year week of new years..when he says that i wanna stab him and say no ya wont! be safe!see ya nxt year!
12:06 AM Jan 1st
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NEW VIDEO BLOG!!! -- Vblog 123009
2:14 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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Tryin to get some work done for the Comedy Circus Show at Mortys Comedy Joint December 30th!!All New Videos..All New Show! and Special guest
11:10 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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dear snow..you are too late xmas is over please go back home now thanks
11:06 AM Dec 26th, 2009
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Randomly weighed myself..realized i have lost 7 pounds..then found it later that day..it was hiding with the candy in my xmas stocking
9:10 PM Dec 25th, 2009
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Michael Jackson..Brittany Murphy..how many cute white girls are we gonna lose this year?!
10:41 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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- Bc his plate is yellow does that mean this handicap person has dui plates?
11:29 AM Dec 21st, 2009
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Watching Secret Agent Super Dragon on Mystery Science Theatre 3000...what a great show..i want joel's job!!!!!
11:52 PM Dec 11th, 2009
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so the man at the end of the bar is hitting on a woman and he says "those were the good old days..when you could carry a gun in ur briefcase
5:40 PM Dec 10th, 2009
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when did the standard for morning talk radio become spunky white chick..high pitched energetic white guy and random black guy..
7:43 AM Dec 10th, 2009
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george lopez has ruined many things but the one im most upset with is the oldie rock song “low rider”
7:09 AM Dec 10th, 2009
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Saw the parents today..mom brought me a couple care packages full of random cereal and canned goods..and also two big sheets of bubble wrap
2:46 PM Dec 9th, 2009
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drove thru the night…sleeping thru the day
2:40 AM Dec 6th, 2009
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you know youre at a shitty mall when the main attraction at the food court is auntie annes pretzel
11:08 AM Dec 5th, 2009
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driving thru indiana...theres a big sign that says welcome to gas city..and right after that sign theres a taco bell..
8:19 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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