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Nap Done! Time to get ready for a shveet rehearsal dinner. Anyone know how to tie a full windsor?about 9 hours agofrom Tweetie
China says they will ban Twitter. That's too bad. 1.4 billion people will never know how many calories I burned this week.about 11 hours agofrom TwitterFon
Calories restriction diet, day 5. Eating under 1200 calories a day is tough. Can I have a cheat day? I want pizza.about 15 hours agofrom TwitterFon
The new iPhone commercial assumes I have a friend named "Dave Taylor" and that I may like music by Jack Johnson. Both true facts.8:30 PM Jul 8thfrom TwitterFon
Had a salad 2 hours ago and now I'm hungry again. Going to get some sushi at Osaka.2:31 PM Jul 8thfrom TwitterFon
Michael Jackson gained 664,265 new friends on Facebook since yesterday. That is impressive considering the fact that he is DEAD.1:42 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
Don't you love Florida in the summer? 97 degrees today. 96 if you factor in the wind chill.7:54 AM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie