mallopuff
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tweeting from my phone for the first time in ages. Why? Idk.
3:41 PM Nov 23rd
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@ only if it's strawberry boones farm. makes your baby classy.
7:24 PM Oct 5th
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in reply to obrewan
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WANT
1:30 PM Oct 5th
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i feel like the death of my laptop spelled the death of my twitter. i'm trying not to make that so.
11:39 AM Oct 5th
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whoa now they're hanging out.
1:27 PM Oct 2nd
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a doe and a buck just ran through my yard. that's the first time i had occasion to say that.
1:27 PM Oct 2nd
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jim and pam are getting married tonight!!!
3:40 PM Oct 1st
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so jack black made a heavy metal video game. need i tell u how ridiculous it is?
7:51 PM Sep 30th
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i'm getting excited for cold weather!! makes me think of christmas!!
10:50 AM Sep 30th
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wow the weather is gorgeous, like winter in florida.
12:32 PM Sep 29th
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serious diet, day one.
6:37 PM Sep 28th
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tiired.
7:23 PM Sep 26th
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excited to see an old friend tomorrow!
1:34 PM Sep 25th
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Watching the abc pilot "modern family" pretty funny, I'm surprised. Abc funny? Whoda thunk?
12:51 PM Sep 24th
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i was eating something in my dream, and don't remember what it was, but i want it.
11:52 AM Sep 23rd
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gotta say, we have military insurance so i have no stake in this "healthcare" situation, but this made me lol-
6:36 PM Sep 22nd
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bought on @, beyond excited about it.
2:53 PM Sep 22nd
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@ cuban sandwich y plantanos maduros.
12:20 PM Sep 22nd
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in reply to PerezHilton
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let's pretend: you're a foreign man from bum-fuck-nowhere, polk county, FL. you have the wrong number. why do you keep calling?
10:52 AM Sep 22nd
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my cat likes to sleep on the trash can.
8:09 PM Sep 20th
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- Name Mallory DeRito
- Location changes often
- Web http://mallopuff....
- Bio i don't have much of a life.
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