malisams
- Stood in the hallway laughing at this for far too long...which is worrisome, even for me. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
- I may or may not have just purchased a magnet of a cute painted bird with the saying "You're a whore and that makes me sad" on it. (I did.)5:50 PM Nov 7th from web
- HOLY WANT, BATMAN: 12:54 PM Nov 7th from web
- Wind. Rain. Patsy Cline. Jammies at noon. Fresh bacon and coffee. Sure do love me a stormy Saturday at home...12:08 PM Nov 7th from web
- @ We're totally operating in parallel universes. I was *just* looking at pictures of that kid. Um...research. Yeah. For...a class.10:43 AM Nov 7th from web
- My insides are making strange noises. I have a client meeting in 15 minutes. In a very small conference room. Dammit.3:14 PM Nov 6th from web
- Wanton sluttery and bright fuchsia lipstick. Must be Friday.10:53 AM Nov 6th from web
- What I learned today from @: A queue is a short line of people or objects. A queueueueue is a really long line. 10:37 AM Nov 6th from web
- Like Jesus, the Virgin Mary, and Elvis before him, Glenn Beck's eerie likeness found in nature: 1:41 PM Nov 5th from web
- McFaddens FTW: gluten-free beer. 5:55 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- @ Ha! He was actually posing as a delivery man working for a meat co. Took "order" to another floor, brought "surplus" up here.4:44 PM Nov 4th from web
- @ Well, he was a scammer, so he SEEMED legit. Uniform, paperwork, company history, hand cart, etc. But...yeah. Discernment FAIL.4:35 PM Nov 4th from web
- Just found out the traveling meat salesman I bought from last month was wanted in 7 states and just arrested. Commence the "hot meat" jokes.4:28 PM Nov 4th from web
- "Don't be afraid to say excuse me!" he said with a condescending smile. Hey thanks, guy, for the unnecessary feminist affirmation. Now move.9:52 AM Nov 4th from web
- On a scale of one to ten, these cramps are EDWARD SCISSORHANDS DOING TAI CHI IN MY UTERUS.4:18 PM Nov 3rd from web
- This just made my day (via @): Supernatural Collective Nouns. 1:52 PM Nov 3rd from AddToAny
- Guess what? BEER.5:39 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Just drooled M&M saliva all over my keyboard. Then instead of letting it go unnoticed, I told everyone within earshot. Why do I hate myself?5:30 PM Nov 2nd from web
- RT @ Processed Foods and Depression 1:18 PM Nov 2nd from web
- @ OMG NOW9:58 AM Nov 2nd from web
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