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  1. Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. @sunmyst Well, that certainly wasn't the intention, and I apologize if you're hurt. 9:54 PM Nov 29th from Brizzly in reply to sunmyst
  3. @txvoodoo It's so much easier to be christian if other people aren't polluting you with ideas and shit. 9:52 PM Nov 29th from Brizzly in reply to txvoodoo
  4. @sunmyst She was concerned about her cats girth. And you do have big cats. 6:32 AM Nov 29th from Brizzly in reply to sunmyst
  5. Wonder Woman marathon. DIANA: "Well some terrible things happened, but that's why pencils have erasers." She's talking about POW camps. 2:29 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly
  6. @avflox I'm a wanderer. I blame ADD. 12:52 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly in reply to avflox
  7. @jason_in_la I grew up near Detroit. I know better than to go anywhere near a WalMart, Best Buy, or Target today. 12:22 AM Nov 28th from Brizzly in reply to jason_in_la
  8. @courtnoo I think that violates the Geneva convention. 9:51 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to courtnoo
  9. @jason_in_la Srsly, she was in a mini-mart, showing complete strangers her ring. Unless I'm going to be at the reception, I don't care. 9:49 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to jason_in_la
  10. Eva Mendes: OMG, they electrocute animals for their fur! ME: Other things that get pointlessly electrocuted in your country: People. 6:39 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  11. @laurenjharwood Blasted the little fucker until he crisped up, then washed him down the shower drain. 6:12 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to laurenjharwood
  12. @avflox No, you do not want botox. Save that for when you need it, cause repeated treatments create antibodies, which reduces efficacy later 6:11 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to avflox
  13. Just killed a spider with my hairdryer. 4:54 PM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  14. I really am the only girl in the world that doesn't care when people get engaged. Stranger called me a bitch for not freaking over her ring. 3:02 PM Nov 27th from txt
  15. Photo: monkeyfrog: For monkeyfrog. May all your Thanksgivings be so titillating. That’s a Thanksgiving I... http://tumblr.com/xiq4ar4fd 2:34 PM Nov 27th from Tumblr
  16. We didn't successful export American-style democracy to the Middle East, but I suppose American-style credit crises are a close second. 7:19 AM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  17. Then start writing them tickets, or arresting them for the OBVIOUS breach of our already liberal pot laws, cops. 11:58 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  18. Asshole neighbours won't keep it down. Asshole neighbours told me to 'STFU' when I asked them to be quiet. Cops say I'm the third complaint. 11:57 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  19. HE: I don't get it. How can Wave not work for you? Maybe it's a compatibility thing with your browser? ME: Take it back! FLOCK IS PERFECT! 10:13 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  20. I'm intermittenly pounding on the floor with a frying pan, and considering homicide. 8:50 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly