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  1. #w7hp Windows 7: now with more balls!
  2. Why say y'all No God be trending. I recon that be a given nowadays with most tweetrin' folk.
  3. I've just caught myself stroking my mouse as though it was a Magic Mouse which is not the case. I blame MacBreak Weekly for my odd behavior.
  4. something you don't want to see http://twitpic.com/lnoue
  5. "He was the best up with computer because" - odd excerpt from a Google Voice transcript
  6. Time to wake up and grab the world by the ballz or take it by wind or water or in some way that makes it go: "Oh Yeah!", "Round" or "Huh?"
  7. Doubtless countless emojicons had been typed but if all one sees of emojicons is hex do they even exist then?  OMG it's like quantumicons 
  8. In Kiwi land traffic news, @PhilippaJane an early bird fitness enthusiast was OH: driving  indiscently causing a slight char @ OH mention 
  9. I recon the daily beetings started around the time I dawned the respirator and laser guard glasses as part of my casual everyday attire.
  10. - "My bra is falling of; it's never a good sign", says @sarahlane. - Sarah Lane is cute + bouncy  Few reasons not to miss a 'sode of #TWiF
  11. Gosh darn it, I must have slipped on the virtual keyboard  http://twitpic.com/7sc3t
  12. "I wanna touch my boobs...", @sarahlane on This Week in Fun 24 #TWiF #twitlive
  13. "I love corn, or I love porn?" #TWiF
  14. "I desire to have goblins and a cave troll round me, for I am brave and long for a shag", thus Zarathustra was misquoted and spake no more.
  15. As I looked upon The Cow of Many Colours, a multitude of savage Rainbows commenced to crawl in unseemly fashion upon my person. #badday
  16. Shall I covet my neighbour's maid servant? All that would ill accord with good sleep. #sleepless
  17. Ten times a day thou must conquer thyself: that giveth a wholesome weariness and is poppy for the soul. #sleepless
  18. An overwhelming desire to get blocked? Speaking of @PhilippaJane avatar, it eats other avatars' cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner ftw!
  19. Upgraded to the latest version of TwitterFon which now boasts an exciting new "feature" - Ads. Yay!
  20. As an aspiring desk rabbit, I would imagine that one often overlooked obstacle might come up - dirty filthy floors.