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As much as I love it when "honkey tonk bedonka donk" is playing in Home Depot as I work in...man, these next 8 hours are going to be painful7:05 AM Dec 7thfrom TwitterBerry
I swear I just saw an elf in Walmart...not a Christmas elf a straight outta the south side of Rivendale Lord of the Rings elf1:08 PM Dec 5thfrom TwitterBerry
Bob Evans! They got steaks! They got pancakes! They've got evrything!...lunch with my parents :)9:00 AM Dec 4thfrom TwitterBerry
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!?! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?!?! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIGHT A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!?!4:17 PM Dec 3rdfrom TwitterBerry
Watchin Robot Chicken with the boys...Ah...bawk bawk bawk ah bawk bawk bawk ah bawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk...you know the rest ;)9:29 PM Dec 2ndfrom web
So while im packed in with 2000 other people I was just thinking "this would be a terribly inconvenient time for a zombie outbreak"9:02 PM Nov 30thfrom TwitterBerry
I'm inside Newport and the ratio of scene dudes to 13 year old girls is ridonkulious3:17 PM Nov 30thfrom TwitterBerry