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  1. Rushed to a meeting that was canceled, spilled coffee on shirt, ate something found in purse for lunch. I am in full Cathy mode today. ACK! 1:37 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. Watching John Hodgman kick a persimmon off of Merlin Mann's head. That is all. 9:03 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  3. Standing ovation for @gruber @amyjane & @Mike_FTW for their unforgettable performances in The World Series: A play in 6 acts. 2:18 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
  4. Coke tastes gross without rum in it. You people seriously drink this stuff straight? Bleh. 11:41 AM Nov 4th from web
  5. I dare you to tweet a picture of your Birdhouse. 2:37 PM Nov 3rd from web
  6. I'm on a Funny Moms TwitterList. Guess I'll go steal someone's baby, start mommyblogging, and do some tequila shots with @dooce & @amyjane. 12:36 PM Nov 2nd from web
  7. I accidently the whole bag of halloween candy. 3:57 PM Nov 1st from web
  8. Jessie just walked in on me putting on lipstick and listening to YLNT. ...awkward... 2:19 PM Nov 1st from web
  9. More like Holly GoDrunkly, ammirite? http://bit.ly/2CSlER 9:44 AM Nov 1st from web
  10. La la la sittin' at the airport bar la la la drinkin' by myself la la la I love gin la la la I'm all alone la la la *sob*sob*sob* 1:50 PM Oct 30th from Birdhouse
  11. Desperationtini: 1pt mouthwash 1pt rubbing alcohol. Shaken, served straight up. Results yield minor intoxication and minty fresh burps. 8:05 PM Oct 29th from Birdhouse
  12. 100% of you FAILED to bring me vodka. So I'm drinking a lovely concoction of rubbing alcohol and mouthwash. THANKS FOR NOTHING, jerks. 8:26 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  13. Wow. I mean, just, wow. Did you see that guy? With those pants? And that play? And that ball? I mean, seriously guys. Ammirite? Fellas? 6:59 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  14. IBANEZZZZZZZZ!!! (Am I doing it right?) 6:49 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  15. EMERGENCY: Visiting family. Send vodka. 3:15 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  16. Enjoying a warm New York City street pretzel with spicy mustard and a dash of hepatitis. 12:23 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  17. Topshop: a clothing store for ladies who want to look like men who dress like ladies who love sequins. and glitter. and butt sex. 12:54 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  18. I just come to airports for the food. 8:34 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  19. I'm always impressed with myself when I finish using a sharp knife and I still have all nine fingers. 11:47 AM Oct 23rd from web
  20. Well THAT wasn't exactly Comcastic™. 10:38 AM Oct 23rd from web