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  1. @Kitty_16 Ryan Reynolds is mine I tell you! Ever since the Pizza Hut show.
  2. Pondering if I should go for a run on the way home.
  3. Lady at the theater last night? Keep your stanky bare feet off the back of my chair. You're on the list.
  4. Jog fail
  5. Guy in the black Range Rover on the way to work this morning? You're on my list.
  6. Thank you jogging amnesia. By this time tomorrow I'll want to put myself through the torture again.
  7. rant - all the a*holes at Costco who either stop in the middle of the main aisles or stalk me while I look at the books. Bite me!
  8. rant - If 2 or more people are walking side by side on a path & you see numerous joggers move the hell over.
  9. It's official, I'm an old man now - I'm taking glucosamine for my old joints & using toothpaste for my sensitive mouth. Diapers here I come.
  10. Yeah, yeah pregnancy is beautiful - don't go out in public with your shirt pulled up, pants pulled down & exposing your baby melon.