mahalis
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"That's the plan. If I don't get into med school, I'm moving to L.A., getting a boob job, and marrying rich." Ambition is a beautiful thing.
about 22 hours ago
from Tweetie
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Oh no. NO. I do not have Christmas music stuck in my head. It is not funny, it is not okay, and it ends NOW.
...had a ve-ry shi-ny nose...
11:07 PM Dec 20th
from Birdhouse
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House #3. Halloween costumes of WALL•E and EVE chase each other around. This eggnog is highly suspicious. Spiced, or spiked? Time will tell.
4:30 PM Dec 19th
from Tweetie
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A small child sings: "Someone is an al-co-hol-ic fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la". Ladies and gentlemen, the Traveling Happy Hour. House 1 of 7.
3:16 PM Dec 19th
from Tweetie
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Aaaand let's review sent text messages from last night... delete, delete, delete. One of them's in French too. I don't exactly speak French.
9:29 AM Dec 17th
from web
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Huh? Oh, nothing. Just leeching off the neighbors' open wifi because it doesn't drop EVERY OTHER GODDAMN PACKET Earthlink I HATE YOU SO MUCH
9:06 AM Dec 13th
from web
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"You were texting her from the bathroom floor." Informative; not very helpful. Also, fails to explain the "Doggy Poo Bag" in my back pocket.
8:38 AM Dec 12th
from web
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Best part of having my final projects due last week? Schadenfreude. For everybody else it is final exam week, and I just got 12hrs of sleep.
7:46 AM Dec 8th
from Tweetie
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"Both of us wanna be the winner / But there can only be one"
Every time I hear this line, I imagine Gwen Stefani cutting someone's head off.
11:11 AM Dec 6th
from Birdhouse
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I know I'm disastrously late to this meme, but actual faces seem to be in vogue and the Seuss hat is old. Thoughts?
9:19 AM Dec 6th
from web
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Music says it's 192kbps but it was clearly upsampled from 48. Or the band was playing inside a box of styrofoam peanuts.
8:58 AM Dec 6th
from web
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I know our culture's gotten more tolerant, but damn, I accidentally deep-throated a french fry and I don't think the world's ready for that.
11:38 AM Dec 4th
from Birdhouse
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Does this bedhead, five-going-on-ten-o'clock shadow, faint swaying motion, and expression of woozy belligerence make me look sleep-deprived?
6:30 AM Dec 4th
from Birdhouse
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"Getting my white-boy dance on" wrestled briefly with "trying to remove pants to go to bed", and lost. I may not have a career in stripping.
11:18 PM Dec 3rd
from Birdhouse
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The bit of tortilla I'm chewing on: tough; not very flavorful. Suspect it to in fact be the paper towel on which I microwaved the tortillas.
9:29 PM Dec 3rd
from web
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Took delivery of a new pair of speakers. My first use of them - blasting Girl Talk and Katy Perry. This is why I shouldn't have nice things.
1:50 PM Dec 3rd
from web
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Hey birds outside my window: SHUT UP. It's only 3:30, and you're making me think it's almost breakfast time. Call me when it's REAL morning.
12:27 AM Dec 3rd
from web
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Each time I hear a Lil Wayne song I wonder why in hell I have him in my library. I'd swear I just heard him gargling. But it's so... catchy.
11:56 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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OH:
"Plain bagel with plain cream cheese, please."
"Slut."
Resuming an earlier conversation? Maybe. More likely, I'm still hearing things.
6:26 AM Dec 2nd
from Tweetie
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All-nighters are great: you get the best hallucinations. Samuel L. Jackson, circa "Pulp Fiction", is shouting unintelligibly inside my head.
5:35 AM Dec 2nd
from web
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- Name Noah Witherspoon
- Location Atlanta, GA
- Web http://nw0.me
- Bio Third-year student in a major you've never heard of at a school with an atrocious gender ratio. I work, I party, I swim, and I will definitely graduate someday.
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