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  1. Wearing a shirt that says "geek" is obviously redundant to everyone but the wearer.
  2. The Time Traveler's Wife viewed without sound looked a lot like Quantum Leap fanfic that couldn't afford Richard Gere and Julia Roberts.
  3. Have I ever told you of the great sacrifice my hand makes for the environment by not getting a coffee cup sleeve?
  4. @brazenhussy100 Get somebody on that web team of yours to update the program schedule, I keep forgetting!
  5. Favorite/saddest thing ever, depending on the day: extremely elderly security guards.
  6. @mikeindustries Await Your Reply
  7. Apple should have made a secret mouse gesture for "up down up down figure 8 up up down slam up down" that opens the Magic Mouse order form.
  8. I somehow ended up at a Jiffy Lube in Iceland! Barely noticed the long drive, didn't stop to pee once. http://yfrog.com/jdd74j
  9. @rsa Did he look like Bobby Womack? http://bit.ly/UyoMX
  10. Girl, what do you mean you don't recognize me? I'm only the biggest rap star in your apartment complex.
  11. Sending out some #mathowielove to a super genuine awesome dude @mathowie. Get well.
  12. Huevos, huecos, huesos.
  13. Hey Oral-B, you're not the only one with "dentist-inspired cupping action".
  14. @brookems43 It's only 8:30 over here, so... definitely.
  15. My saliva is completely purple. I either drank an entire bottle of wine, or blew Grimace. Either way, great night.
  16. Somewhere, Willie Wilson is smiling. And probably in his underwear eating a sandwich.
  17. I'm getting mixed messages from these alternating erectile dysfunction and black taco ads.
  18. In case you hadn't checked yet, @FakeJoeBuck is just as shitty as the real one.
  19. Make sure you wipe all the cocaine off your razor blades before you put them in the treats, you don't want kids getting hooked on drugs.
  20. @ellieblades Yes, I'll be there the 25th to the 29th!