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- Surfing at Westport on Independence Day. Vaya con dios, brah.12:11 PM Jul 4th from Birdfeed
- Change from outside the government, huh? Might I suggest "community organizer"?5:17 PM Jul 3rd from web
- I can no longer feel my phone vibrate in my pants pocket. Do I buy tighter pants or quit mainlining novocaine?5:14 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Ah, so *that's* why this frozen fried rice was half price.2:23 PM Jun 27th from web
- RIP Al Sharpton's mullet11:59 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- Straining your hip flexor really reminds you how often you have to lift your leg for things like, you know, walking.9:14 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
- I can't tell if this bus driver is trying to get to the county line or is planning to jump the lake. I'm getting Dixie ready either way.6:52 PM Jun 15th from Tweetie
- My upstairs neighbor better start walking softly, or I'll be knocking on his door carrying a big stick.8:29 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
- http://twitpic.com/72edr - The real reason AT&T won't do MMS on the iPhone yet: they have to dismantle this POS:1:24 PM Jun 10th from TwitPic
- When asked where a mailbox was, the hipster barista replied, "I haven't been there, is that a restaurant I don't know about?"8:39 AM Jun 10th from Tweetie
- Thanks, Hondo, but I specifically chose *not* to see the introduction by Leonard Maltin.10:03 PM Jun 8th from Tweetie
- Filing a patent for ShamWow®-lined pants pockets. Cleans the smudges off your phone screen every time you take it out.4:36 PM Jun 8th from web
- Eating a CPK margherita thin crust pizza for one, which got a gold medal in the Frozen category by Distinguished Loner Magazine.5:20 PM Jun 6th from Birdhouse
- Why didn't the manufacturer just attach the thing on with Super Glue in the first place?3:03 PM Jun 6th from Tweetie
- Yes, finding the bus stop full of Microsoft employees is as easy as you think.8:34 AM Jun 4th from Tweetie
- Dish washing: I now have an app (appliance) for that.11:09 PM Jun 3rd from web
- I made up a game for my new neighborhood. It's called "Ice Cream Truck OR Hipster Walking Down The Street With A Casio Keyboard?"9:06 PM Jun 3rd from web
- I would personally like to thank the truck, train, helicopter, and brisk wind for all simultaneously converging on that phone call.4:52 PM Jun 1st from web
- The hardest part of moving is trying not to look like a chump compared to your moving crew.9:41 AM May 31st from web
- Dear mid-life crisis man who gave me a "hang loose" as merge appreciation, yours may be the first PT Cruiser ownership I approve of.1:56 PM May 30th from Tweetie
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