magnetbox
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Wearing a shirt that says "geek" is obviously redundant to everyone but the wearer.
5:18 PM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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The Time Traveler's Wife viewed without sound looked a lot like Quantum Leap fanfic that couldn't afford Richard Gere and Julia Roberts.
3:55 PM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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Have I ever told you of the great sacrifice my hand makes for the environment by not getting a coffee cup sleeve?
9:01 AM Nov 23rd
from Birdhouse
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@ Get somebody on that web team of yours to update the program schedule, I keep forgetting!
10:00 AM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to brazenhussy100
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Favorite/saddest thing ever, depending on the day: extremely elderly security guards.
12:21 PM Nov 20th
from Birdhouse
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@ Await Your Reply
2:18 AM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to mikeindustries
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Apple should have made a secret mouse gesture for "up down up down figure 8 up up down slam up down" that opens the Magic Mouse order form.
12:31 AM Nov 16th
from web
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I somehow ended up at a Jiffy Lube in Iceland! Barely noticed the long drive, didn't stop to pee once.
3:02 PM Nov 14th
from Birdfeed
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@ Did he look like Bobby Womack?
12:33 PM Nov 14th
from web
in reply to rsa
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Girl, what do you mean you don't recognize me? I'm only the biggest rap star in your apartment complex.
7:30 PM Nov 13th
from web
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Sending out some to a super genuine awesome dude @. Get well.
8:03 PM Nov 12th
from web
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Huevos, huecos, huesos.
8:11 PM Nov 11th
from web
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Hey Oral-B, you're not the only one with "dentist-inspired cupping action".
7:52 PM Nov 8th
from web
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@ It's only 8:30 over here, so... definitely.
8:33 PM Nov 2nd
from web
in reply to brookems43
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My saliva is completely purple. I either drank an entire bottle of wine, or blew Grimace. Either way, great night.
8:20 PM Nov 2nd
from web
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Somewhere, Willie Wilson is smiling. And probably in his underwear eating a sandwich.
7:41 PM Nov 2nd
from web
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I'm getting mixed messages from these alternating erectile dysfunction and black taco ads.
8:13 PM Nov 1st
from web
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In case you hadn't checked yet, @ is just as shitty as the real one.
6:57 PM Nov 1st
from web
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Make sure you wipe all the cocaine off your razor blades before you put them in the treats, you don't want kids getting hooked on drugs.
3:11 PM Oct 31st
from web
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@ Yes, I'll be there the 25th to the 29th!
9:03 PM Oct 29th
from web
in reply to ellieblades
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