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  1. Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.
  2. On the plus side, the Master is making me laugh ridiculously hard.
  3. I kinda wish the upstairs neighbors would turn off their fire alarm and their music and let me sleep. :|
  4. Avatar? MILES BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING. Another one for the must-own list, up with District 9.
  5. Having the poet who wrote the best damn poem you've read in years friend you on Facebook: Cool or OMFG ASDFJKL;?
  6. @ohsoscarlet WELL, ON THE PLUS SIDE, HE CAN BE SET ON FIRE WITH NO LASTING EFFECTS? ... :D ?
  7. @ohsoscarlet <____<
  8. @douglaslucas Hoorah for the you!
  9. @_kawaiispinel http://community.livejournal.com/beyondtherift/448443.html?thread=18201787#t18201787
  10. @_kawaiispinel SAM. ALWAYS. I'll link when the tag is done.
  11. @ohsoscarlet ...though I'm not sure he's quite as bad as Twilight.
  12. @ohsoscarlet Well, he's ~270 years old, stupidly attractive, stalkery, and will pretty much sleep with anything that can consent.
  13. @amageek Yay a couchguest!
  14. @ohsoscarlet Well, he's... not entirely *dissimilar* to one? <__<
  15. ARRGH. J. NO. STALKING IS *ALWAYS* THE WRONG ANSWER.
  16. d00d. http://gajitz.com/powerful-programmable-magnets-attracting-attention/ Programmable magnets.
  17. @misterfriday Ooh. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8417789.stm
  18. You know that point of a story 80% in when you start wondering what the point of it is? Yeah. That's where I *live* these days.
  19. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Metaphors may not be used by Journalists unless they are at least Level 5 and have taken the "Imagery" skill.
  20. Ah, the wonderful brief & fleeting sensation of having money as I get paid & turn around to pay student loans and bills.