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  1. It will pass, as all craziness does. I think I'll lay off coffee and sugar, and maybe tonight go out and try to walk it the fuck off.
  2. Maybe it's crazy hormonal shit; I don't know. I only know that I haven't wanted to crawl out of my own skin this badly in years.
  3. It's just as well I don't live with other humans; I've been on the verge of kicking or throwing something since...Thursday? Friday?
  4. I don't know why, but I've been twitchy as hell the last couple of days--easily frustrated, short-tempered, blowing up over small shit.
  5. I have a soft spot for chairs, for some reason. I have no dining table, but 15 assorted dining chairs, all rescued like cats. Yes, I'm nuts.
  6. I don't need another refinishing project, but this thing was built to last and will be a nice piece if I can salvage it.
  7. Rescued an immensely heavy oak library chair (former UW property) form the alley. It's waterlogged from rain, but might survive.
  8. Washing a load of cat towels. Sewing darts in a new pair of pants (and trying to keep the cats from napping on the pieces). A normal Sunday.
  9. And that's the most exciting thing that's happened all day, because the weather is lousy, and fit only for reading books under a catpile.
  10. He seemed so proud of himself, and didn't want to let it go. It was rumpled and unharmed, and flew away--much to his disappointment.
  11. Nate caught a bird! Well, okay, it had to knock itself out by flying into a window, first. But he had a real, live bird! In his mouth!
  12. @willieinwash Well, he's generous with his ladder? That's pretty nice. But yeah, I don't know any women who love leaf blowers like guys do.
  13. So there's no bloodshed, and minimal aggression, but to hear Martha's version of things you'd swear he was beating her up. The girl's nuts.
  14. All he does is stare at Martha, which drives her insane with rage. Then he puts one paw on the edge of the seat, and she leaves in a fury.
  15. Martha loves the chair in my office. So does Steve. They hate each other, however, and will not share it. But it's Steve's when he wants it
  16. I just finished cleaning up the resulting mess in the yard. The sun's out now, which seems a little weird after so much drama.
  17. Wind! Rain! Hail! Thunder! Lightning! More rain! Last night's weather was sort of like being in a Jerry Bruckheimer flick.
  18. @willieinwash You just know John Cage would have taken full advantage of a cat-infested piano. LOL
  19. @willieinwash Laptop keyboard = orthopedic cat bed. Or so the cats kept insisting. And that's why I no longer have a working laptop.
  20. @amandapalmer (re: http://twitgoo.com/4p0y0) How very apt and fitting it is that 'Larouche' rhymes with 'douche'.