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Maggie

  1. This Martha Stewart craft glitter is insidious. How did I get it all over my face? I look like a stripper circa 1992.
  2. Silent monks singing Hallelujah http://bit.ly/CCok #twitteradvent #december4
  3. @mindykaling Ponds Cold Cream? Smooth on, tissue off. Clean face sans the pesky alertness. Or facial cleansing wipes in a nightstand drawer.
  4. Overwhelming desire for all skill sets. I want to be a Graphic Artist Dancer Illustrator Seamstress Film Editor Type Designer Photographer.
  5. When you pass one parked car with a guy getting a blowhob inside, it sorta makes you feel like -every- car you pass is a contender.
  6. @mphelps22 We have two carryons, a "Ricardo" cheapie and a Victorinox Swiss Army.
  7. @sara #upyoursstupidteeth
  8. Christmas cracker how to from @notmartha http://bit.ly/18IVjV #twitteradvent #december3
  9. @dequeued Get videos (baby einst?) for your phone/laptop. Good for the flight and for jet lagged baby at 3 a.m. Aus is great with kids. Fun!
  10. @dequeued Seat for him once he started toddling, but flew to Argentina in lap. Doable with two of you, depends on Eloise's temperament.
  11. @spenceke Happy birthday to the girl with the most compelling wardrobe basics.
  12. The New York Times started using Typekit today! I'm puffy with wifely pride. Good work, Typekit team. http://bit.ly/6zWKn2
  13. "HR? Yeah. Can I get a background check on Santa?" http://bit.ly/5KJ56Y #twitteradvent #december2
  14. @dequeued I wrote up a bunch of stuff on baby travel a while ago: http://bit.ly/m4xtz http://bit.ly/6YAJ9b
  15. @gwenbell Nah. It would feel like deprivation to me. But it's a very easy and cheap way to look chic all the time.
  16. @gwenbell Jesse James Garrett of Adaptive Path has been doing it for years. He wears all white once a year at Burning Man.
  17. I'm making Twitter advent calendar. Here's today's little bit of Christmas: http://bit.ly/28pme0 #twitteradvent #december1
  18. My tongue hurts.
  19. Maybe I shouldn’t have removed the valve. Maybe I need the kind of protection from my beverages that we usually only afford toddlers.
  20. “Maggie. Are you drinking out of a sippy cup?” “What!? No!” “…” “…Yes.”