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@ that's because Brady is a prick. He's like Tebow without the Bible. oh BTW...Reggie Wayne touchdown!!
8:39 PM Nov 15th
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RT @ I have a black eye!!!! (Shoulda listened to Reggie)
4:07 PM Nov 4th
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@ "My hair has grown two inches in one month is this normal?" (Is measuring your hair monthly, normal?)
4:03 PM Nov 4th
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RT @ - Im telling you as a friend that if you wake up in the morning & your balls smell like pussy, it should be FROM pussy.
4:00 PM Nov 4th
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looking for a good brunch and someone who wants to buy half a Popeye costume.
7:20 AM Nov 1st
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RIP Captain Lou Albano - the only man who could use a bag of rubber bangs as a weapon
3:49 PM Oct 14th
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RT @ Nueve: - almost slipped it past me, scene on 7, but I'm quick like a cat. A cat, man.
5:06 PM Sep 8th
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@: All I took from it was that guns need to be banned and we need to bomb Israel.
9:25 AM Sep 8th
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I feel like a huge burden has been lifted off me
5:41 AM Sep 8th
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Bob Barker looks like he's already been embalmed
6:14 PM Sep 7th
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Old bitch beside me is farting. Why else would I feel sudden small amounts of heat and a smell like Mauldin Rd?
6:14 PM Sep 5th
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finally got to our seats at the game. The lady beside me looks like Madea.
4:32 PM Sep 5th
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@ answer your phone so everyone doesn't realize how dysfunctional we are or I'm sending this 400 lb. Alice in Wonderland after your ass
2:44 PM Sep 5th
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I feel so out of place here, I can't find Nine, and I'm standing between Jake & Elwood Blues on an elevator.
2:32 PM Sep 5th
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just met P1 Rambo and P1 Spike at Dragon*Con, like us they are not in costume either.
2:01 PM Sep 5th
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@ it was really good pizza. I'm watching Jimmy interview Alabama fans stuck in the Dragon*Con hotel
1:00 PM Sep 5th
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having lunch at a very hip, trendy nerd pizza place in Buckhead called "Savage Pizza." I think our waitress may be a Suicide Girl.
8:52 AM Sep 5th
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buzzed all by mineself because Jimmy passed out. I have used this time to design a new wallpaper for mine laptop:
9:53 PM Sep 4th
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My boy can't hang with the big dogs
9:40 PM Sep 4th
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@ I see you and raise you with 2 VIP passes to Oxy Con 10.
8:46 PM Sep 4th
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- Name Matt Maffew Harris
- Location Greenville, SC
- Web http://TickleItGu...
- Bio I'm a father, a lover, a fighter, a screamer, a biter, a joker, a midnight toker, a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun.
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