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  1. Time for another trip to Estrogen Island. Baby shower, here I come.
  2. I missed the two drunk chicks puking into the fountain @ The Figueroa because I was in the urine drenched bathroom
  3. At Tony's Bar celebrating Tony's birthday.. They're playing Garbarge's Queer and Mark just walked out to the smoking patio, how appropos
  4. @lukeguidici I barely finished season 1 last night. I'm a little behind, and I'm also a little afraid of Peg Bundy now.
  5. Monie Love's "Monie in the Middle" is like a party in my ears. Whoa, sax solo! "Monie in the Middle?" Where dat at at?
  6. Sons of Anarchy is really curing my Sopranos fix.
  7. Remember when we got caught shoplifting at Wal-Mart and we sat on that security guard and peed on him? http://tinyurl.com/yapz7f8 Good times
  8. @simonpegg nice and sunny, getting warm, but with a nice breeze. The kind of weather you would imagine would feel nice on your balls
  9. RT @nprmonitormix interview with Thurston Moore: http://bit.ly/2vICfs (Carrie from SK + Thurston from SY = chocolate & peanut butter in 1!)
  10. RT @songsstuck You guys, I have something important to tell you: http://bit.ly/4FQe3x
  11. 10-year-old refuses to say Pledge of Allegiance until there is liberty and justice for gays. http://bit.ly/25OEgr
  12. Phewee. Captain Jack/John Barrowman doing Beezy's Single Ladies. Reminds me of my dad, drunk. http://bit.ly/iP0Rk
  13. Photos of Spider-Man getting arrested make me giggle http://bit.ly/3qDAeq
  14. Damn MILFs are up to no good again http://bit.ly/K4s7J We need to send in the BOUGARS to clear 'em out
  15. Sayonara, Senor Dobbs
  16. RT @mattchew03 Photo: 77-Year-Old Pepaw Becomes a Memaw, is Named Dlisted’s “Hot Slut of the Day” in the Process http://tumblr.com/xaz3z6qdc
  17. 2 cats arguing. Not that exciting, right? How about two cats arguing AND translated?! http://bit.ly/VpKkn Fun, right?
  18. Do you think Gollum went to see Precious?
  19. Up, was pretty darn delightful.
  20. Zeus dammit!! Just when you get you chariot cleaned, and park, it gets covered in Pegasus shit.