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  1. Back in the small boob club. Did you miss me, ladies?3:41 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
  2. Cleaning out the car trunk confirms it: someone in this house has a reusable shopping bag fetish.12:38 PM Jun 2nd from web
  3. Me: "Aw, Stephen Hawking is sick." Him: not looking up from his laptop, "Is this a Monteiro thing?"7:42 AM Apr 21st from web
  4. @sara an earthquake at 19 weeks? oh honey, just you wait until the third trimester and limbs start protruding. like an alien in your belly.5:17 PM Mar 20th from web
  5. I am in dire need of a mommy makeover. I will begin by never again uttering the phrase mommy makeover.8:31 PM Mar 16th from web
  6. I hate most This I Believe essays but this morning's had me in tears both times I listened. The kid totally nailed it.7:38 AM Mar 15th from web
  7. Wore a short sleeve t-shirt and flip flops today. Oh, global warming, you magnificent bastard.10:18 PM Jan 30th from web
  8. Eleanor's taste in music is really weird. She's currently dancing to the theme music from Talk of the Nation.11:39 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
  9. Considered doing that internet thing where I post a photo of my new haircut, but realized @AmyJane would probably punch me. Happy b-day!5:55 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
  10. Refactoring our afternoon after the hail woke Eleanor up from her nap.2:33 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
  11. hail!2:26 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
  12. Ugh, @ hotdogsladies. You misheard me. I said I may have to hard wean her.9:05 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  13. Holy shit, how thoughtful is @spenceke? She mailed me delicious glazed pecans from Texas after reading my sob story on Twitter. So sweet!1:52 PM Nov 28th, 2008 from web
  14. Will @hotdogsladies be annoyed if I tell everyone that today is his birthday? Probably.1:03 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
  15. My belly and the pork belly fought all night.6:56 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
  16. Two firsts tonight: ate pork belly and left Eleanor with a babysitter. (Two babysitters, actually ... the Trotts!)9:07 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
  17. watching SAHDs hit on SAHMs at the playground12:21 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from mobile web
  18. No Kabuki baths for me. Waited an hour and the list hasn't moved at all. Cl11:32 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from mobile web
  19. Not sure why I thought Tower Market would have the same glazed pecans I bought there three Thanksgivings ago. Stupidity?10:40 AM Nov 22nd, 2008 from web
  20. Fell asleep with the baby last night and didn't brush my teeth. Or wash my face. Or take my dress off. Felt like 1995 this morning.11:10 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from web