madmann
- Back in the small boob club. Did you miss me, ladies?3:41 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- Cleaning out the car trunk confirms it: someone in this house has a reusable shopping bag fetish.12:38 PM Jun 2nd from web
- Me: "Aw, Stephen Hawking is sick." Him: not looking up from his laptop, "Is this a Monteiro thing?"7:42 AM Apr 21st from web
- @sara an earthquake at 19 weeks? oh honey, just you wait until the third trimester and limbs start protruding. like an alien in your belly.5:17 PM Mar 20th from web
- I am in dire need of a mommy makeover. I will begin by never again uttering the phrase mommy makeover.8:31 PM Mar 16th from web
- I hate most This I Believe essays but this morning's had me in tears both times I listened. The kid totally nailed it.7:38 AM Mar 15th from web
- Wore a short sleeve t-shirt and flip flops today. Oh, global warming, you magnificent bastard.10:18 PM Jan 30th from web
- Eleanor's taste in music is really weird. She's currently dancing to the theme music from Talk of the Nation.11:39 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
- Considered doing that internet thing where I post a photo of my new haircut, but realized @AmyJane would probably punch me. Happy b-day!5:55 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
- Refactoring our afternoon after the hail woke Eleanor up from her nap.2:33 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
- hail!2:26 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from web
- Ugh, @ hotdogsladies. You misheard me. I said I may have to hard wean her.9:05 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
- Holy shit, how thoughtful is @spenceke? She mailed me delicious glazed pecans from Texas after reading my sob story on Twitter. So sweet!1:52 PM Nov 28th, 2008 from web
- Will @hotdogsladies be annoyed if I tell everyone that today is his birthday? Probably.1:03 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- My belly and the pork belly fought all night.6:56 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- Two firsts tonight: ate pork belly and left Eleanor with a babysitter. (Two babysitters, actually ... the Trotts!)9:07 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
- watching SAHDs hit on SAHMs at the playground12:21 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from mobile web
- No Kabuki baths for me. Waited an hour and the list hasn't moved at all. Cl11:32 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from mobile web
- Not sure why I thought Tower Market would have the same glazed pecans I bought there three Thanksgivings ago. Stupidity?10:40 AM Nov 22nd, 2008 from web
- Fell asleep with the baby last night and didn't brush my teeth. Or wash my face. Or take my dress off. Felt like 1995 this morning.11:10 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
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- Name madmann
- Location San Francisco
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