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  1. @LauraDawn28 I can't believe your diet dedication! I can't even do one meal a day and I'm anorexic.about 4 hours ago from Sidekick
  2. @Anibanani2 Yes Ani, very odd! LOL! But no, I fully endorse stalking of any kind.about 4 hours ago from Sidekick
  3. Anyone who flies a long distance, stays in hotel, etc. to attend a funeral for a dead singer is quite odd.about 4 hours ago from mobile web
  4. @queenalice I'm ending out the weekend with a bottle of Stoli and a handful of olives.about 18 hours ago from Sidekick
  5. why do idiots feel the need to blow off fireworks the night AFTER the fourth of July. I'm going to punch a fucker in the face soon!about 18 hours ago from mobile web
  6. is watching Talented Mr. Ripley for the tenth time and reading The Grifters by Jim Thompson for the tenth time. I love scammers.about 19 hours ago from mobile web
  7. @Grayson777 Haha GEB said bone. I have been following that story and wondering if you were close to there.about 21 hours ago from Sidekick
  8. @Grayson777 Gray!!!!!! Wazz up?!! I am drunk and getting ready to blow off some fireworks. Drunk driving and now drunk fireworking!!!6:29 PM Jul 4th from Sidekick
  9. Thanks babe, and I'm not even done yet. I might have to make this my profile pic.6:07 PM Jul 4th from mobile web
  10. http://twitpic.com/9c6b6 - Hot damn did I have a great holiday!!6:00 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  11. @Fuzzysox No I never eat that stuff. I already made a pitcher of Skittle martinis and am buzzed now!!11:06 AM Jul 4th from Sidekick
  12. Jesus H. we have all these dumb fuckers coming over later. I hate family.7:25 AM Jul 4th from mobile web
  13. seriously ladies think about the jizz you are sucking into your mouth. Have a Skittle instead.8:59 PM Jul 3rd from mobile web
  14. is watching Cathouse on HBO. Why would a guy eat out a hooker? STD mouth.8:13 PM Jul 3rd from mobile web
  15. Saw the movie Hangover. So funny. reTARD.8:04 PM Jul 3rd from mobile web
  16. @LauraDawn28 Potatoes are carbs. Americans are afraid of carbs. And terrorists. But more scared of carbs.11:57 AM Jul 3rd from Sidekick
  17. going to movies tonight for new Woody Allen. I love his movies!!10:51 AM Jul 3rd from mobile web
  18. @LauraDawn28 The no booze diet was THE hardest day of my life. Thank God I came to my senses.9:10 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to LauraDawn28
  19. I belong to a Kourtney Kardashian fan club and get daily email updates. I'm not ashamed either.8:49 AM Jul 3rd from web
  20. I was wrong yesterday. M.J. casket is $25,000 not $250,000. It is still too much.8:45 AM Jul 3rd from web
  • Name Madison_Woodward
  • Location Golddigger University,USA
  • Web http://www.jizzbo...
  • Bio On the lookout for a martini, jizz and expensive handbags, in no particular order.
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