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  1. Stop it! Stop it! You're making the nacho machine cry!
  2. Well... the toaster has never lied to me before. Alright. Let's go.
  3. The Greeks called him Poseidon, and the Romans ... ah... Aquaman.
  4. Make it cruel just make me laugh.
  5. I am now going to make funny faces because I was talking too much about sad cats.
  6. I believe in coffee! Coffee for everyone! But I don't want to sell anymore chocolate bars. It makes me feel dirty.
  7. And to your right: Homes built on unstable landfill. To your left: a flattened squirrel. Straight ahead? ... the future!
  8. If any moment, ever stolen, please don't take this one.
  9. I just want back into your head.
  10. I want you to make me cry.
  11. Oh Mr. Sand-Bed bring me a dream.
  12. Raptors are not good pets
  13. <--- The information went data way --->
  14. So you can be assured no inhumane treatment of clams is occurring here at Mott's.
  15. What is she doing? Kevin, shut her down.
  16. If it looks like I'm laughing I'm really just asking to leave...
  17. hm well, you crossed the street when it said 'Don't Walk'. Not much of a lawsuit I'm afraid.
  18. Of course he knows CPR. He's probably going to cut open your chest and massage your heart back to life with his bare hands too.
  19. If he were any dumber, I'd have to water him.
  20. It's simple. All we have to do is build a robot that looks like me.